First round matchup between Chardonnay Beaver and Maverik Buffo? One of these guys(?) doesn’t deserve to go home that early.

Oh man, make each fielder have to chitchat with the announcers for one inning and save pitchers for the ninth in case there’s a no-hitter going and I’ll go from casual baseball fan to buying the MLB Network package.

Guys, it’s obvious that Weeden was signed because they needed another mobile QB to back up Deshaun, otherwise they’d look dumb as hell.

It is the dumbest lyric and high note attempt I can recall, and I cannot get it out of my head. I feel like that doesn’t bode well for me.

That’s true about about anyone matched up with Lance though.

Leave him alone, he got internet famous for being peak Wisconsin dad but then we shit on him when he commits to it 100%? Let the man enjoy his Milwaukee’s Best and tacky Hawaiian shirt in peace.

Alright, check his pee

Due to the overuse of these jokes, this one falls....flat.

Why would this affect Reigns at all? They are on different brands, this will have no impact on his storylines.

Yeah, this is complete bullshit but I’d be shocked if he’s doing any jail time for this incident. This is the law, verbatim:

Stolen, but awesome.

Fuck the time restrictions, induct this man into the Hall of Fame RIGHT NOW.

Peak white culture is threatening a lawsuit against someone for making a joke about his own race for no other reason than it negatively involves a white guy.

Although Ms. Shaw laughed at the comment at the time, at the lunch on February 3, 2017, Ms. Shaw told Plaintiff that Mr. Lee’s comment was ignorant and said, “That could be a lawsuit!”

I think everyone will be completely OK with wrestlers going out of their way to make moves safer for him instead of selling them. We’d all rather see powerbombs where he lands on his butt than to see him get hurt again.

That may be true, but reports I’ve read said that they found lesions on his brain at the time, so I don’t think it was necessarily a cautious move. The term brain lesions is scary as shit, I don’t blame them for just flat out saying no and needing a few years to be thoroughly convinced that he’s gonna be fine.

Anyone who doesn’t believe in things that can’t be proved by science have clearly never disrespected Lil B.

Dude, Yachty and Travis Scott tweeted the link, and Drake just texted Travis to join up with them. THE INTERNET MIGHT BREAK TONIGHT

He is without a doubt one of the best stories in sports. We all know that he deserved better than what he got with the Browns for 11 years, but he seemed to truly enjoy playing for the Browns and adopted the city as his own. Just seeing his joy for playing for nothing and seeing all the love that Cleveland gave him…

God bless you and your struggle