After some deliberation, I said Cousins, assuming money is no object.

I don’t care if it’s for recording an NBA superstar’s birthday party, if someone posts a 19 minute video on Snapchat, they can go die in a hole somewhere.

Death, taxes, and Milwaukee Brandon Jennings being infinitely better than any other Brandon Jennings.

Sorry, couldn’t finish the article, still giggling at a children’s game having a move called “Gunk Shot”.

Nah, he just drew the short straw for seating.

He’s not gonna get a max contract from someone unless they are really desperate, but if this guy asks for 16 million a year, most teams would be dumb not to go after him. He’s undersized, but half of the league has stretch-5s now, so his spacing impact is diminished. Plus, if he’s bullying people into 20-10-5 nights…

He’s also one of the faces of the franchise, and the article did say that they are losing money annually. The interest in their team was at its peak during the Grit N Grind era, so since Z-Bo is already gone I think they are reluctant to get rid of either Conley or Gasol and admit that that era is over.

The Connaughton-Grant Irish team from a few years ago might have been my favorite collegiate team in recent memory, and that game against Kentucky might have been the best game of basketball I’ve ever seen. I realize it’s Notre Dame and they don’t need more dickriding, but their basketball program is fun and I hope…

If we are talking about his greatest hits, I would like to add this gem from last season.

I know we give Mark Davis alot of shit for his haircut, but let’s cut him some slack: he’d be ugly with ANY haircut.

As a third Drew, I only have one thing to tell you Drew: stay away from my Drew.

Literally. I would not be surprised to hear that they’ve started eating bags of shit.

It’s just dumb to treat every pass as a loss of possession and regaining possession though, it should just count as one team’s possession until the other team has the ball again. Otherwise you have situations like this where you penalize a team for throwing an inbound pass, which is literally the only thing to do to…

Hold up, how can they say that there was no possession when the clock went off? It was an inflight inbound pass, and since the Lakers hadn’t even touched the ball, it should still count as possession for the Magic. With this logic, every pass is a turnover because your team loses possession.

If he’s 16 years old, then I’m a monkey’s uncle.

You’ve gone too far this time.

I think we all know who killed Pitt basketball....

You’ve clearly never worn a Snuggie before.