“Guys, it’s obviously real, how can you not tell?”

And they said Ohio State didn’t deserve to get into the playoff. LIES!

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland opened exactly 50 years ago, and I am completely convinced that this has everything to do with that fact.

To be objectively fair to Flacco, he has less talent around him to throw deep with lately, it made it easier on him in 2012 to be decent when he had Anquan Boldin and Torrey Smith going deep instead of Mike Wallace and Jeremy Maclin, who are now butt.

You’re just using him for his dad, aren’t you Giri? I don’t believe that anyone actually likes Joakim.

Anyone listen to the new blackbear album last week? Thoughts?

Weird, it’s like spending top-6 picks on centers in three consecutive drafts and then trying to get them all on the court enough to develop into decent players doesn’t make any sense.

You are lucky she’s a goalie, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to use her hands.

So he gets paid to drive back and forth between two locations?

Yes of course, that is definitely a possibility. Another possibility would be his development being hindered by his inability to adapt to the European game and his inability to listen to critism from anyone other than his father, and history shows one of these possibilities is much more likely.

Also, look at a Lamelo Ball highlight tape and tell me if it looks like his game will translate to the unselfish Euroleague style of play. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t look good.

“Hey guys, I realize you guys are still young and need your father in your life, but I’m gonna convince you to go to Europe to play ball and then stay here with your rich older brother so I can still be famous.”

Yeah right, R. Kelly is gonna be a lock.

It’s not just about the heel, you just have to keep any part of the foot down. He keeps his left tiptoe on the ground, which makes it legal.

I say we put out a fake press release saying that the Second Amendment has been repealed and that every LGBTQ vote counts as two votes. We gotta make this dumpster fire of a state try to secede again

FUCK.

Harden is still definitely a 2 since Chris Paul is there, no question. Also, Beal’s top 5 at best, I’m not putting him over Klay, Jimmy Butler or McCollum, and you can make an argument about DeRozan being better than him too.

The name Callum gives you a six beer handicap on any given day.

But not the loyalty of one, that’s for sure.

The main lesson I learned from last night is that the AFC North teams could all disappear into Lake Erie forever, and I’d probably be OK with it.