Excellent, now once LaVar pulls Lonzo from the NBA for not having enough help around him, we will be completely free of them in the basketball world.

There were so many field goals raining down on the Bears during the game, it probably felt like a Goulden shower.

You do realize that beating Stanford twice is better than what Alabama has on their end of year resume, right? USC beat #15 twice, Alabama beat #16 and #24. And Auburn beat two number ones at home and nothing else, they couldn’t beat a ranked team on the road or on a neutral site the entire season. So yes, I think…

I realize that Alabama definitely tried to schedule high ranking opponents, but preseason rankings only mean so much, I don’t believe that win should get as big of an asterisk by it. Choosing Alabama has broken all precedents, Baylor was shut out in 2014 because of scheduling non-conference cupcakes, an 11-1 Buckeye…

As an OSU fan, I understand that we didn’t deserve to get in this. However, the committee is showing its inconsistency and SEC bias by ranking Auburn higher than USC. They apparently value Auburn’s better wins over an extra loss and no conference championship, but then they give Alabama the nod over Ohio State in the…

AHEM.

As someone who has participated in bro culture from time to time, I can accurately say that asking bros for serious dating advice is the worst idea possible. Don’t ask bros who haven’t been in a relationship for years, ask your best friends who give a damn about you as a person.

Too busy trying to figure out how magicians do that thumb-removal trick.

Plot twist: Jimbo just really hates Christmas, and cuts a tree down every year for the pleasure of knowing that some other family won’t be able to use it.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

Timelines like these between actual Jedi vs Sith/Dark side action always drag for me. Some of this stuff is interesting, but it does nothing for me compared to, say, The Old Republic timeline.

Careful Tom, using the word Bull as a verb in today’s NBA can only be seen as a negative.

There’s a certain electric thrill to every aspect of Bagley’s game, as he continues to confidently pull new abilities out of his seemingly endless arsenal.

Has it really taken this long to determine that Dez is overrated? That man had three good seasons and has been mailing it in since 2014, and every announcer treats him like he’s Julio fucking Jones.

To be fair, we haven’t actually heard of anything Rupert Grint has done since Harry Potter, so he technically can’t qualify for the award.

Nah, Vader is clearly doing his best Bilbo impression here.

Has this dude never learned how to play dead?

Bro, just move the trash can and pee from the side. This ain’t rocket science.