The man is the modern-day Atlas: carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders so that we don’t have to do it ourselves.

I’d much rather have this happen then the chess weirdos defending its ranking. How it got to #2 I will never understand, it’s like the vanilla ice cream of board games.

Hopefully not on his penis

Stop hoarding the porn, nerds.

You stopped? Man, the danger is half of the thrill!

I think this would do more harm than good, honestly. It would be less incentive for the very bottom to tank harder since the bottom three is all you need to be in, but the other bottom seven or so teams would try much harder to get into that bottom three. Blatant tanking is a well-known strategy and doesn’t always…

Who the fuck travels halfway across Europe to attend a match you don’t even have tickets for?

That’s an awesome move, but serious question: does that Reflect not change the trajectory of the lightning? From what I recall, Fox’s Reflect sends projectiles back the opposite direction, so does that mean that the lightning just went through him but changed from hostile to friendly?

I disagree, I completely understand why it would look bad to an opposing team. However, it’s pretty easy to see that the reason we do it isn’t to rub anything in the opposing team’s faces, so to stop singing a song after a game because some fans are butthurt that they lost is too far . There are bad eggs in every fan…

This would be a respectable take if OSU did it only when they win, but they do it win or lose, so to say people are sick of hearing it is basically saying “we are sick of playing OSU”. The main difference is that OSU’s tradition has nothing to do with the opponent, whereas planting your flag on the 50 yard line of…

Peterson claimed that he was suggesting more inside zone runs

Looks like the Cardinals know how to replace a Johnson with another pretty quickly, just like my ex-girlfriend.

Yes, I think there’s a pretty discernible difference between singing your alma mater to fans and planting your team flag in the middle of your opponent’s field, mainly since the former has nothing to do with your opponent and the latter’s main goal is to brag about conquering your opponent on their own field.

You seem to be implying that singing your team’s alma mater after every game to your fans as appreciation for traveling across the country to see you is a douchey thing to do, which is sad.

I didn’t realize commenting on the apology with context meant I was personally offended.

Take this with a hint of bias since I’m an OSU fan, but I think the main outrage was that it seemed like he did it just to one up the so-called “disrespect” that he felt from Ohio State singing their alma mater to their fans, which they do at the end of every game, win or lose. So yeah, planting your flag in the…

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

Yeah, the real problem is us being offended whenever someone uses an offensive racial slur, not the racist himself.

Regardless of whether or not he is actually guilty of his alleged crime, I hope Elliot sticks it to the NFL in this case. Fuck those puds for being one of the most influential organizations in the nation and running it like an Arpaio prison.

I firmly believe that Alex Smith crushing it last night was an act of God, who watched that fucking bananas title celebration before the game and brought his fury down upon New England as karmic payback.