Apparently, his Achilles wasn’t too stable.

He’s got the weakest pullout game I’ve ever seen in my life.

WIth that unstoppable dong, I give it two weeks.

Your team celebrated its Super Bowl win by dragging out every Lombardi trophy it has won this fucking century and threw them in everyone’s face. The ceremony was commentated by Mark Wahlberg, who bragged about the Super Bowl comeback on national television like he didn’t leave at halftime.

I realize that Hightower is the best player on your defense, but the announcers really were doing their best to cover for the Patriots. Collinsworth kept stating that Patricia had “a bunch of guys out there he’d never thought he’d be working with”, which was bizarre since they lost one guy.

If they are suspending Josh Brown after the fact like this, I can’t wait to see the suspension they give to Aaron Hernandez.

How ironic that these claims could easily have been verified and confirmed if the officers HADN’T TURNED OFF THEIR BODY CAMS.

I took a trip to the Florida Keys a few summers ago and accidentally kicked a reef during a tour. It’s all my fault :(

The NFL is a goddamned dumpster fire, and we are all the idiots bringing S’more stuff and bag chairs.

That list of reasons why the NFL’s investigation wasn’t credible is mindblowing. How would any court uphold a suspension based off of that horseshit investigative process? Comparing NFL discipline to a chicken running around with his head cut off would be unfair to the chicken.

None of this happens if people would just not buy anything, so hopefully this Reddit post gains some traction. I don’t really do any in-game spending on something I’ve already bought, and I couldn’t imagine paying actual money just for my character’s outfit to be a better color.

Let’s Remember Some Guys:

To be fair, I think we ALL enjoyed not playing for the Knicks this weekend.

Leave Z-Bo alone, 9800 career rebounds without jumping off of the floor ONCE. The man is a hero to lazy people like me!

He’s actually good friends with Aaron, so probably not.

When it comes to Olivia Munn, I’d play tit-for-ANYTHING.

Maybe I’m missing it, but is there a part where there’s evidence that he bullied her into an abortion? All I saw was the portion where he told her he wasn’t ready to be a father, which I feel like is an acceptable feeling to have at that point.

I’m with ya, I enjoy video games as much as the next person, but I don’t get the e-sports hype. Physical sports require much more skill to accomplish in my opinion, which is why losers like me don’t get to play them professionally.

Because there’d be no point to doing this given the current landscape of esports other than allowing esports people to brag about having their own Olympics, which is unnecessary.

Local rapper Trae the Truth scooped them up in his boat