I’m already writing a spinoff called Jesus of Naza-DEATH.

Stockwell! Stockwell! Stockwell! A thousand deaths were not enough for Stockwell!

Dune 2: Spice World

Except for the music. Zimmer isn’t a very good composer. Except for Crimson Tide (which is great) his soundtracks tend to be pretty forgettable. Toto's soundtrack for the 1984 Dune was awesome.

People appreciate being told how to mourn.

You know maybe the Fremen were just impressed by how well Paul could walk without rhythm.  They assumed he magic powers but really he was just an average white dude.  

No worries Sam, we never had any confidence to begin with.

Event Horizon

♫ With Mulligan...

“If you don’t like it, don’t watch it” implicitly suggests that not watching is the sum total of appropriate responses. There’s not getting around that such a comment is suggesting people shut up about it and merely not watch. I am saying that speaking out against hate speech in addition to not watching is an very appr…

I really like Blade Runner, but I also think Alien is an even better movie than people think it is, and people seem to think it’s pretty good.

“Never gonna run around and besmirch you...!”

Adam Warlock is the best character Brian K. Vaughan ever created.

I’d watch the beach ball sequence in Dark Star numerous times in a row before I’d agree to watch the Depp Wonka once. Of course, that wasn’t deflated and it had little feet.

It’s his trademark uniform. Like Colonel Sanders’ white suit which was also many decades if not a century out of date. Do you want to see the 2021 Colonel Sanders in a track suit and backwards Skoal cap? The answer is— surprisingly— yes. Yes I do.

“I’ve been cancelled,” she exclaimed to the two dozen media outlets that broadcast her words across the planet.

how the fuck did you not know RBG was Jewish? Come talk about representation when you actually know about jewish people.

I really want to meet someone who cared so much about Cara Dune as a character that they’d foresake a Rangers of the New Republic series if it didn’t have her in it. And I don’t mean a Nazi who likes the character because of their reactionary political fealty to Gina Carano. I mean someone who legitimately believes…

Read this atrocity of a review. It’s bad for all the reasons y’all have made but:

/Ahnold: “It’s Not a Tuna!” /Ahnold