Most citizens of US territories do not have to pay US Federal Income Tax.  Typically the only ones that do are those that work for the US, such as military personnel, or those that have income from outside the territory.  A citizen that lives in Guam or Puerto Rico and only has income from within that territory pay…

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

why am I watching the ramblings of an idiot before even having breakfast? Oh yeah, that’s the most American thing to do since Jerry Springer got us used to it

Why? Joy in performing an action is absolutely a reason to choose something archaic.

Wrong! French Bulldogs can be service animals! The ones that are wear a baguette carrier and a little pouch for Gitanes cigarettes!

Just imagine how stupid you have to be to want a Tesla, pay the fascist, buy into his false promises, rely on a feature that is half-baked as per usual, and then back it up to something which overhangs the space, knowing the sensor is in the tail end.

when using the Summon feature, you’re supposed to stop it once the vehicle gets in the position you want

Don’t get me started on unlicensed fucking hotels. Turns out it’s easier to make a profit if you pretend the rules don’t apply to you.

Driving is a paid privilege. Not a right. Mandate it and have the private party interested in driving pay for it totally. Mandate re-testing every 1, 3, and 5 years with every 5 years after to keep habits good and drivers everywhere safe and up to date. 

School boards are banning books and state legislators are forcing teachers to post the 10 commandments in classrooms. I’m sure the government could create a fantastic curriculum on the clearly defined subject of “good parenting”.

Parenthood  Motherhood is increasingly becoming mandated by various state governments as a form of twisted punishment. What makes you think the same governments would pay for parenting classes?

I watched the new movie over the weekend, and I could immediately tell that the seemingly bad guys were actually the good guys because the leader drove a Ram.

FUCK YOU, COPPER!

Could go with giant learner permit stickers like a lot of countries use. Helpful and accurate.

The driverless cars are immune from getting tickets and are taking off from the cops.

Waymo said in a statement shared with AZ Central the the issues faced by the robotaxi were as a result of “inconsistent construction signage” in the area

it should have just Dodged

Do black fetish latex count?

The cab is clearly also an escape pod.

That poor van... The back end of it, it’ll grow back right?