Oh, I was talking shit about tow truck drivers here. They suck.

The ones in Chicago are basically sanctioned car thieves and are bigger assholes on the road than cabbies - passing on either side, 30 over on city streets, playing chicken going wrong way down a 1 way street. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one come to a complete stop even running a red light.

Those tweets just remind of the old George Carlin joke truth.

“Please turn off your ad-blocker to continue to our Forbes.com experience”

If I go into a restaurant and everybody who works there is skinny, imma peace out to someplace with food worth getting fat for.

Pretty sure there’s a sizeable Internet Army whose only joy in life is waking up first thing Sunday, clicking the bookmark for Kotaku’s Sunday Comics (or perhaps separate dedicated device left on the page at all times), and hitting “refresh”until the new ones are up so they can start bitching and moaning about them.

Dude, the Bollywood remake of “Birth Of A Nation” would be fucking HILARIOUS.

*sigh*

He’s fucking trolling or stupid.

Yeah (as another commenter noted) people completely lost their shit when Hermione was played by a black actress in a stage production. J.K. Rowling basically said “I just wrote she had wild curly hair and was smarter than shit. Never said she was white!” and the teeth-gnashing only intensified.

Yes, but it can only ever have an imitation Rolls Royce front lid.

I’ve watched plenty of their other videos and enjoyed them until this one caused my death.

After 17 seconds of that unbelievably grating garbage I killed myself and now I’m dead.

Auron from FFX is supposed to be a lousy 35. Except he (*spoiler alert*) died 10 years before the game begins, and apparently being dead only means you look 50 when you’re 35 but you’re still tough as fuck.

Taylor Swift is America’s Basic-ass irritating kid cousin. She’s about as interesting as clipping your toenails, and why anybody gives any kind of a shit about her boringness fucking mystifies me.

My Vietnam vet, Reagan-voting father has said his fondest wish is to see them all swing from the gallows in the square.

One of the things people forget about these super-iconic movie props, is that they’re fucking junk made out of cardboard and Elmer’s Glue with good lighting. The first humid day and half that shit just dissolves into mush in storage.

How about Nick Cannon or Chris Brown as a wacky rapping part-animal sidekick WITH A SKATEBOARD!

That is literally how I end up playing every stealth game. The first dozen guys I can sneak up on and knock out and stuff in a dumpster or locker or whatever? That’s to protect them from me when I eventually fuck up and have to Fucking Kill Everything.

I’m about as deathly-boring hetero as can be, and I don’t think it would be the least bit gay to have sex with David Bowie. If the opportunity presented itself, anyone would be a fool not to take it.