Well, I enjoy plenty of things that are just odd, strange, upsetting, unpleasant, etc. I get a kick out of the “Short Films Of David Lynch” series and bizarro humor in general. I guess when it comes to horror films anymore I’m like “So, uh, why are these terrible things happening? No real reason? Oh, SO I GUESS IT’S…

I get what you’re saying, but personally, gross doesn’t titillate me anymore.

Yeah, I dont’ want to see any of those things. I know actual horrible things happen. I’ve seen gross stuff. There’s a documentary kind of fascination with such things, but I don’t know what I’d gain from watching somebody finger-fuck a colostomy hole - that’s the cinematic equivalent of watching “Fear Factor”.

I got one - it was pretty vile.

I utterly loathe IPA’s - I think what I hate about them is what everybody else hates about cheap gin. Which is funny because I LOVE cheap gin.

Yeah, it’s perfectly fine to enjoy some ham!

Well, to be fair, it was a renewal of vows.

I’d like to know exactly how many, please. I need to know how many candles to buy.

Just reading that sentence made my dick retract to somewhere near my lungs.

That’s the idea

Hey, listen, as a straight dude who’s been out dancing with muh bitches at a gay club, I can assure you I was completely invisible then, too.

Those two would produce the stupidest babies that would ever have been birthed upon this planet. Just eating-paint-chips-all-day-fucking-stupid.

Much genius.

The thing I HATE to admit, and the scab I refuse to stop picking on my gibbering idiot FB rightie ‘friends’, is that in terms of actual enacted policy, Obama is actually in line or slightly rightward of Neocon-Christ Reagan. Just another cautious, compromising pro-biz moderate.

I hope you live a horribly long and enragingly empty life full-well-knowing it’s because you compared fucking REAGAN to Einstein that one time on an internets comment section.

Our entire march forward as a species has been towards living inside, controlling our temperature, and not having to beat dinner to death with our bare hands.

For clarification, is it Cincy chili you hate, or Skyline in particular? I have a America’s Test Kitchen recipe for it (my favorite thing about them is that they actually bother perfecting recipes for total dumpster diner food I love) that’s AWESOME.

And then thay all applaud wildly and tear each other to pieces trying to fellate him.

Snozzberries is a metaphor for the failures of capitalism as it relates to the worker, while also leaving no space for alt:gender or alt:sexuality.

No CEO deserves more than $5M a year.