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Dr Emilio Lizardo
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Friendly reminder to everybody. If you hover your cursor just to the right of the star on any given reply to you, you’ll see three circles appear in a vertical line. Clicking on that gives you a drop down menu. The second item on that menu is “Dismiss” and it is by far and away the best way to deal with people like

Is it too lofty a concept?  Or is it just work, and they are lazy?

She’s playing Irulan in Dune. Either that role has been greatly expanded, or Villaneuve demands more takes than Fincher.

If I had one good airline meal for every time I heard “airline food is going to get better,” they wouldn’t need top keep telling me that they were going to make it better.

Fuck Reed O’Connor sideways with a well used dildo.

Half of America probably thinks we are divorced”

the early years of democracy

The only things I buy that are not on the list are non-perishable or freezable items that are on sale. Usually from the meat counter that I know we eat a lot, but don’t need that week. Like the ribs I smoked yesterday were bought a month ago when they were on sale since I knew I would make them before the weather

Why are people complaining that a deleted scene was bad? Isn’t it good that a dull scene was deleted?

THANK YOU! These videos have been bothering me.

Everybody always thinks this is weird, but I had it decades ago when a local restaurant had a tomato based tasting menu around this time of year. It think that one was green tomato and apple, but it was delicious.

I can’t find a video, but this one made me explode with laughter:

Close.  I like 2 oz tequila, 1 oz Cointreau, 3/4 oz lime juice.  Or, for 4 people, a cup of tequila, half a cup of Cointreau, a third of a cup of lime jucie.

“I accidentally pop you in the face ONCE. How many times do I have to say I’m sorry?” is not a benign line and a laugh track can’t make it one. I can very much see an abusive man growling that at his wife.

I must know of all the claps.

Roughly 20 million people watch Sunday Night Football, which is usually the highest rated show of the week on Broadcast TV, so 25 million is a lot.

There are many different kinds of both, but in general Hodgkin’s lymphoma is cured more often than Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.

I’m sorry I was not aware I was only allowed to watch one high fantasy show this month.

Even Mrs Lizardo, who is less well versed in these things, said it was Gandalf. I won't say that it definitively is, but I think it is almost certainly some Maiar.

No. Just no. I wouldn’t want a 2:1 martini or a margarita with that much triple sec. A gimlet is usually 2 oz gin, 3/4 oz each lime juice and syrup. A Sazerac is about 4:1 booze to syrup.