This is brilliant.  It also makes it easier to stuff each one with a little cube of provolone.

8 or 9 employees sound like a real business, not a small cottage food operation, but I suppose it was inevitable that people would try to stretch the definition as much as the law allows.

Why re-release “Morbius” a few weeks after its initial run? Either to make money or to let it fail to “prove” that they are really smart and did it right the first time.

They will probably release it in 50 theaters the same weekend a Marvel film comes out and then nod sagely, content that they were right all along to make it streaming only when it only makes $10k.

With the very good reviews, we absolutely would have seen "Prey" if it had gotten a theatrical release and we are probably not alone.

51% corn is required, but there is more than one requirement. Has to be made in the USA, aged in a new charred oak barrel, and no added flavor. It also can’t be distilled to greater than 160 proof, barreled at higher than 125 proof and it can’t be bottled at less than 80 proof.

I think it was one of the best shows on TV before this season and the main reason it is now just a very good show is how they handled Danny. He’s my main problem. Before that there were soapy elements, but people rarely went out of their way to do dumb things like putting him on Helios’ mission for the sake of the…

All, but green are the worst.

It has grown, but they still only use a very small percentage of the total available. Especially since bourbon production has increased over the last decade with many new distilleries opening and lots more contract distilling going on.

Teens these days are really lazy and don’t want to work.

Because using religion to justify or excuse all your flaws is easier than self improvement.

C-PAC is basically just a place where you get to say the quiet part loud and everybody cheers you instead of walking away.

Yeah, the preachy vegan is both more common and more annoying than the angry vegan. I once asked a woman if she ate cheese and was rewarded with 5 minutes that started with “do you know how they treat those animals they get the milk from...”

This is a big failing of the reviews here and has been for a long time. They all can’t help comparing whatever they are watching to “the source material” when usually less than 10% of the people watching the show have read it.

There’s a nerdy biology joke in here with a punchline of “my protein doesn’t wiggle wiggle, it folds.”

Fresh-charred oak barrels is only for bourbon. I don’t think anybody uses anything but oak except for experimental stuff or finishing, but the “fresh charred” part is very specific to bourbon, although they usually call it a “new” oak barrel, meaning they can only use it once. Then they sell the used barrel. Most of…

So I got the 2 year and 4 year requirements backwards, but otherwise I was correct.

You can rag on the Nicole Kidman AMC commercial all you want but I like it. It is well produced, pulls on the right heartstrings for movie fans, and she looks like a timeless, incredibly glamorous movie star equally at home in 1922 as 2022.

Too lazy to Google, but I am pretty sure that is not true. Even for bourbon. I think if it is aged less than 2 years you have to put the age on the label, but you can still call it bourbon. A straight bourbon may have to be aged 4 years but I'm gonna go back to "too lazy to google."

As you pointed out, moonshine, by definition, is illegal. However it is not illegal to market your legally produced distillate as Moonshine and calling it that does not make the product illegal. That’s all this is - marketing. Could you sue for false labeling? I guess, but what would be the point? “I thought I was…