Fair.  Asking people to RTFA is almost as bad as asking them to read any linked information supporting it.

I’m sure he’ll try!

Meant to say soaked, not smoked.

I’m not doubting this. My smoker uses pressed sawdust pucks that can’t be smoked or they fall apart and pellet grills don’t use smoked wood.

Can confirm on the sweetness. Tried one of the Milk Bar ice creams and it was unbalanced and overly sweet.

...Alex Jones is on trial for defamation charges brought against him by the families of the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting’s victims.

He is not on trial for defamation. He already lost that trial and was found liable when the judge entered summary judgement against him in November because of his “willful noncompliance” with discovery.  The proceedings now are just to determine how much it is going to cost him.

Collagen is wonderful stuff. It is what makes your smoked brisket or pulled pork juicy instead of dry. It makes stocks rich and smooth, giving them great mouthfeel and helping to thicken sauces.

“We don’t need anybody’s help.”

If you hadn’t gotten the headlight fixed you would have been stuck at home like a wallflower.

Everything’s iconic these days. As an iconic commenter, you should know that.

In a statement from the Korean Peasants League and the Korean Women Peasants Association

I can’t stand mass produced German potato salad. The dressing is too thick and viscous. It’s like mucous.

Oh, yeah. I want to see this so much more now than I did before.

Can’t believe you left out the SPAM museum in Austin Minnesota.  It’s a lot of fun and they have the Monty Python sketch playing on a loop in one corner.

I am going to be unhappy with this until they put in a throw away line that her birth control failed.

You get internet points if you are the first person to accurately predict the end of superhero movies. Those points are redeemable for a job at a newspaper guaranteed not to go out of business for at least 3 months.

They’re OK with that since you relented and started wearing a bathing suit.

The SDH didn’t really bother me and at the time I never really thought it was a bad idea to send him out again, although maybe it was. They are very short on personnel.

I hate the pregnancy. I mean I REALLY hate it. Kelly is too smart to let that happen and NASA is too controlling. Even ignoring the lack of an obstetrician and pediatrician, nobody would be excited about testing the effects of low gravity and high radiation on a developing fetus. Not to mention the work required in…