Those who preordered the game probably shouldn’t have.

What? Wrestlers in skimpy clothing that exposes bulges? No! Never been done before.

If only 1986 Luke could have seen this trailer with his 1986 eyes.

No, I have a giant ZOE poster in my room

Basically Koh The Face Stealer.

“Snake seeks revenge, killing all her Cobra Unit”

getting people who would never watch a Madden commercial to watch a Madden commercial.

I do it everywhere, stop shaming me

I’m a guy. But that’s very flattering though.

War has changed..... Horse bowel control, vehicle control, gravity control, when everything has lost control, he who controls the horse shit, controls the battlefield...

“Sorry everyone, just a minor hiccup in the control room... I saw a roach. Everything’s okay now though. This is DJ... Hugh... Mann, Hugh Mann, saying the vault is still completely safe! Not a single deathclaw has gotten in here and killed anyone. Who even mentioned deathclaws? Not me. It’s just me and the deat—…

Well according to Neil Gaiman its unknowingly reliving his childhood up to that night in Crime Alley every time he reboots that is the only peace the eternal Batman archetype ever gets. 8 or 9 years of blissful childhood blown away the same way every time followed by decades of obsession, madness and pain until he…

The first thing that popped into my head.

I was ready for this.