1: Legally change your last name to Pontiac

They're getting as many gadgets and doo-dads as the regular luxury cars, but the ride still could make it onto "Ow, My Balls." They're also a bit more adventurous in the upper end of things on the luxury car side. Want LED stars in the roof? Those only come on a Roller, IIRC.

I believe you are correct, and for those that don't know the difference, here I a link that explains it:

the MR2 Spyder. Why is this even a car? How did this happen? Why is there not a blockbuster movie about the sole fact that this exists? It's a rwd, mid-engine, affordable, drop-top 2-seater from the company that brings you the most grounded-to-the-ground car, the Camry. The fact that this car exists let alone has like…

I like pictures of women with vehicles.

Would rather buy a Cayman/Boxster than a 911.

Wait. A guy with a Mini, the car with the WORST interior design ever conceived, is critiquing the Cadillac for its interior? I guess if you like weird stuff then that makes sense.

Couldn't they have designed it so it looked like you were riding a jaguar not taking one from behind?

Anyone who rides that is really going to look like they're fucking that cat.

Jaguar Motorcycle has to win this one.

You can use stayin' alive instead for the timing

One of my relatives rolled her car after driving drunk. She attributes her safety to a higher power. I attribute it to luck, seatbelts, and airbags designed by some very smart engineers. The bottom line is that she didn't die and had no long-term injuries, but very easily could have killed herself or someone else.…

Considering that Texting and Driving is just as Dangerous as Drunk Driving..... we could use a few ads for that as well.

That paramedic is going to confuse himself using the wrong song.

I'd like to see them too, but during new episodes of Scandal.

if a customer wants you to grill a steak until it gets tender, you grill it until it gets tender

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

Yeah, but you're self-hating. ;-p

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.