M I A T A.

This guy with no rings should love to lose in the finals. What a clown. 

So how short are you scissoring your beard before clipping it so you can shave it?

Terrible choice of haircut who already has a five-head/receding hairline. Let me just emphasize that with a high fade so it completely looks like my hair is trying to escape

I can’t wait for this new wave of still-big “small” trucks

Right, so there’s no need for scissors first. That’s my point

Tbh, I hadn’t thought about different hair types. My blind spot. Thanks for pointing that out

That’s because I’m assuming they use a straight razor to get the next-to-skin cut, right? He’s got one tool that does both. The original comment was that he should use scissors and then clippers then shaver. He basically did clippers then shaver.

Why would you do that? When you cut hair you don’t cut it shorter before you cut it off. Clearly it worked flawlessly, regardless.

 How are those Sebrings selling? I think Subaru will be fine.

Right? Like you can’t even turn a deep-state assassin’s attempt to silence you for your whistleblowing on what actually happened to Seth Rich into at least a Drudge Report weekly column? *sad*

I bought a manual 2006 XT with similar mileage because I smoke crack, but I only kind of regret overpaying.

Every one of those highlights came off of the Magic targeting Marc Gasol in the pick and roll. Looked like Augustin knew Gasol didn't have the mobility to keep up whether they were going over or under the screen

Oh, you’re right. On second read, this is the right interpretation. That makes a lot more sense.

All that added complexity for NINE more horsepower? That’s stupid.

It’s the classic doorbell problem. You push it once...and wait. No response. Did I push it hard enough? Let me push it again. The person was two steps away from the door. “I was on my way...”. Now you look like the asshole

Well, you’re PUSHING MY BUTTONS!!!

Yep...my first PC I didn’t do the risers. I was like, what are these things? Don’t need em!

I was really hoping this would be a Michael Harriott trademark smoke diet  article

“The ball is flat”