5th gear: personally I think it’s a terrible name for a company, but I guess the Jurbey’s still out

Yeah, definitely cry and pout about not being able to do everything all the time. You're the reasonable adult here. 

Well, according to the ad, he has put 900,000 miles on it, which will take a toll on a vehicle...?

...have we

What result? Turning potential partners completely off? Were you trying to say that these examples actually accomplish anything positive?

Look. If I’m being totally honest, this is probably the type of Evo I’d buy.

Think you need to refresh on some ICE basics and also what a turbocharger is doing with exhaust.

GSW like: nah we got plenty shooters, and they hit

Watch his left hand and thumb in the GIF at top. Know anybody elso who just wiggles their thumb like that as they try to catch any ball? 

Can I get out of the greys, Elizabeth? I was for a long time, so if I was removed for some reason, can someone let me know? I figured maybe the person who originally followed me was removed from Jalopnik’s Kinja or something.

Curtain airbags are designed to keep you in the car during a rollover. It’s not like a front airbag dependent on passenger data to determine how its best deployed. That’s why they’re also moving to laminated side windows now, too.

It’s also so confusing...We’re natives, but the racist term for it! And we’re fighting for the Confederacy...??

I think that’s cool. I think teams like Forest Green Rovers, which got a lot of press for being vegan, are interesting just that they exist. That they own stadiums where they have a dedicated fanbases. I can’t imagine the equivalents here. Minor league baseball teams? Even those aren’t really a good analogy since…

I want to know how does it winter? That might not be a question you can answer, but I’d love to know more about owning “impractical” or unlikely vehicles in the north.

But technically it’s possible, right? Like if you somehow assembled the talent in the 5th divison you could run all the way up to 1st.

Oh gotcha. Pretty cool. I’m sure pickup leagues in North America would LOVE to be considered 10th-division MLS leagues that ostensibly could promote all the way to the 1st division.

I love Top Gear, but I wish it hadn’t made car people love glib tropes so much at the expense of nuance. 

I wonder how much better than “average person off the street” the 14th division is. And how many tiers a single first-division-level player could raise that team up

How many times a day do you think people misunderstand Darwinism on the internet? A billion?

And that’s what we call a verrry solid play