Didn’t want to hear about her “systemic yeast infections” though...yech

In this case, I think it's as simple as "that man has a ponytail". Scalping comments are different, but the PA guy didn't say em

And how untouched! Until you’re hiking somewhere several miles in and you see someone stacked some rocks. It’s so annoying.

Yeah, this is the one of the most frustrating aspects of it. You’re being an asshole to everyone around you in order to get clout online from people who aren’t even here, but might repeat your journey after seeing your photo. Flying drones on Camelback (not a national park, but) etc.

The soon-to-be Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow

Every time I go to a national park I am in awe at the natural beauty and the gall of people who are willing to park in non-parking zones and walk or drive off-trail in an apparent attempt to destroy it, one asshole at a time.

lol shit I’ve heard of those, sounds like a police edition my other buddy had, thing would go 300mph easy

Pretty sure FCA actually stole that name for a new limited run RAM

Nah this is a hand-built one-off he says

Yeah, my buddy at the border says he’s got an F-250 SuperRaptor. Yeah, it’s got a V12, both turbo- and super-charged. He says it’s got like 2000hp and like 5000 torque.  It’s apparently a limited edition though, you can’t buy one

Looks like there'd be room for much more than a 1.8. Beautiful silhouette though. 

I can't think of anything more damaging to the Century's brand of Japanese class and stateliness than selling it to some fucking Americans, much less a Jalop

That, and the driver can go kick fucking rocks for all it matters. Be here when I call you, though. 

After they've banned ICE cars? Good luck

Are we sure the glare wasn’t because he was being forced to ride in a Chrysler Pacifica?

Straight up lvl 1 thief thinking right there, vs lvl 35 crime bosses

Mack, thanks for sharing this. It was beautifully remembered and written. 

lol that’s...like reverse weeabooism

Ultimate humblebadge: VW Beetle on 911 GT2 RS

I figure that convertibles are a lot more like motorcycles in some ways. They’re a lot better in a rollover, but the government hasn’t regulated how much better, yet.