Not that it would ever need it, but how would one go about actually cleaning a bedazzled car?

Abusive boyfriends deserve one chance. The chance the abused is giving them to stay alive. That’s it.

Oftentimes heated seats are also “cooled” seats. THAT is a feature I use many times during the summer.

What about the fact that those “states that are RUNNING THE FUCKING ECONOMY” are insolvent and on the verge of or are in bankruptcy?

You’re comparing apples and Chevrolets...

Perhaps those states should consider not forcing the rest of the country to subsidize their exorbitant tax rates?

Based on the tone of the article, I assume NONE of the shootings were justified.

Those are not mutually exclusive quotes.

Yep. Fifty years of research on my part confirms this study...

We were able to see Hamilton and Wicked over the summer. “Theater” is supposed to be enjoyed in the “theater”. Period.

This is exactly what happens as we dumb-down the movie audience. Superhero movies were the beginning of the end.

The theater already serves nachos & cheese, pepperoni pizza, sausage dogs, hot dogs and pretzels & cheese dip. Ever heard the noise a box of Goobers makes while eating? My SOFT tacos add nothing to the environment (noise or smell). Besides, why would you want to waste a $10.00 coke on me!?!?

Yeah, it’s ok to be sexually assaulted because you have a broken moral compass. You have the shittiest justification I have ever heard.

I understand your defense of the lack of correlation for this particular “cause and effect”. After all, teenagers are notoriously boisterous on the subject of sex.

Carefully place it back in the original box. Put that box inside a larger box (to protect the original box). Place this in the top of your closet and FORGET about it!

I thought I was the shit. I am obviously NOT the shit.

I enjoy the experience and don’t really mind the cost. I do my share of smuggling though. I’m not talking candy or sodas; I smuggle entire Taco Bell meals in!!

Real world analogy.

Also useful when you’re talking to parents about their baby that’s dressed in a manner that doesn’t readily reveal their gender.

No but “Fuck The 1969 Dodge Charger Guy’s Mom” is available...