Co-signed. He was probably the only ref who could coherently explain in detail the call they made. On a broadcast, he seems to have a Dee Reynolds gag reflex going on. Maybe put him on the field Siragusa-style as a placebo?

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

Was gonna say. You hit Brady late, he might miss two snaps. You hit Peyton late, he might explode into a pile of bones and gristle like someone hit him with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

I wonder if Kannell realizes that if the Patriots return the favor, Peyton Manning might actually die.

I’m going to just rattle these off from the top of my head, but this is generally what it means when someone calls Clinton ‘establishment.’

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

Man, those supplements seem dangerous, look how orange they turn your skin. Plus, all your body hair falls out.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

What this guy said.

If it were LaFell, the car would be parked on the street. Even though his GPS instructed him to turn in at his destination, he just doesn’t feel like finishing the route.

*pulls out journo pedantry hat, adjusts the snaps, pulls it on*

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

“Your documentary can’t make a case against Peyton Manning.”

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Threatening those kinds of late hits to punish a kicker? That’s the kind of retaliation Todd Bertuzzi would approve of.

Shut the fuck up, you absolute moron.

I guess Edwards isn’t afraid to say Merry Christmas.

Never thought Tyronn Lue would be accused of having a prime.

The citizens of Angola don’t have access to health care or running water, much less access to this concert.