Exactly! People are making such a big deal about this.

Rodney Harrison has declined to respond, as he’s spending the week performing the customary rituals to animate the desiccated skeleton of Tony Dungy for next week’s show.

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

The umpire had the best angle on the play and did NOT throw his flag. The head linesman and referee who couldn’t see the play clearly threw their flags.

My favorite part after the game will always be referencing back to the rule book to justify a call that decided a game to make entertainment feel more like a legal proceeding. FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!

I don’t know what’s more annoying, how terrible the Lions inevitably are, or the fact that I now have to listen to Aaron Rodgers’ rabid followers talk about how great he is after a mostly dogshit performance.

Live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:

JPP wouldn’t have been called for that facemask penalty.

Why was Seinfeld at the game?

Try and find the silver lining.

Dear person who reads to Floyd,

All of your questions are good, I just want to know who wrote the caption for him.

What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…

What’s the difference between the Yankees and the Red Sox again? Oh yeah, Yankees fans make me want to kill myself and Red Sox fans make me want to kill them. I’m not sure which one is actually worse.

Well, I guess I’m going to return those Legos and get my two-year-old a baseball glove for Christmas.