Clearly this is just Occam’s Kinja account trying to spam-promote his Razors.

Um, they’re hitting that water super hard. The contact causes them to release pee uncontrollably. Read a book

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

Let’s hope their fan promotions nights go off without a hitch!

Roses are red

SPORTS REPORTER: Who will be your starter Week 5?
BELICHICK: Jesus Christ
SPORTS REPORTER: So Tom Brady is the definite choice?

I heard that lots of players decided to not play for USA Basketball, but I didn’t realize this was the team we are sending. Is that trashcan even regulation height??

Steelers fans are jealous because they can’t run that far.

I’m pretty sure he meant to say “supper” team. As in, they have a lovely meal together around 5:45pm, rest for a bit, then participate in a leisurely activity before retiring to bed for the evening around 9:30pm.

God’s first attempt at populating the world through incest ran into a few snags, but he drowned everybody and tried again. God’s no fucking quitter.

Can someone help me understand how so many people have seemingly forgotten how public restrooms work? I mean, I’m fairly certain I’d remember if as a child a trip to the public loo was a cock-wagging Bacchanal. Besides, how many old white Republican men aren’t diddling pre-teens on the regular that they’re now…

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Petulant, self-important, and full of demands?

I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

Drumpf himself made it to the airport alright,

Exactly. And what will the proverbial wall do? Let’s not even look at the lack of practicality here, let’s just focus on blocking people from entering into the US from Central and South America.

I agree on the over emphasis placed on PC. As a minority, I find it awkward to see people struggle to strive being perfectly PC all the time. You should see me cringe at HR meetings. That said, PC has nothing to do with Trump being the choice of a bull-headed philistine. When you blatantly categorize an ethnic group…

Why on earth would Goodell want to stop Ballers? It’s about as vanilla as they come. It’s a show about strip clubs and bikini babes. Oh yeah and football players.