I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Tim Tebow is in love. She throws just like he does

“Sports is just a business” and “He accepted a better job offer” are weak arguments predicated on the silly premise all “businesses” are the same, and that the motivations you and I have are even remotely applicable to an NBA athlete. It’s a silly strawman argument.

OK, people, in my never-ending quest to quantify everything into easy to understand generalizations, this story feeds into the one that goes like this:

As a Celtics fan, I have just one thing to say:

I absolutely love the Spanish School of Defense... throwing your hands up and point to the linesman during/after the goal.

How many times have sportscasters uttered a banal sentiment about “honoring our troops?” There’s a political calculus under that statement that never gets examined but that’s an endorsement of a political viewpoint. (And might even be a paid promotion.)

Sail.

Samer, I think you missed the subtext in LeBron’s quote:

Nothing from Ashlyn Harris after picking up that awful yellow?

LMAO, Yeah maybe if you put the Computer AI on “dumbass” in FIFA

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Cleveland, our economy is based on LeBron James

GSW is the weirdest mix of styles. Curry and Thompson are soft players that have to play hide and seek all game long to get in rhythm for their incredible shooting. The only thing Curry does that could be considered tough is all his reach ins to try and strip the ball. Otherwise, they’re finesse players, and Curry,…

I’m pissed the guy on the bottom right thought of having jazz hands tattooed on his chest before me.