After the game Kubiak sauntered into Peyton's room and went to town on him with a tire iron.

As a Bronco fan, it has been a long time since we had that many calls in our favor.

I hate you. And your mother. And all humans. Equally. Because I feel equality is important. Even people who hate Muslims still go and worship a non-existent Baby Jesus. Human beings are the fucking stupidest people in the universe. And I include you in that. You’re both a terrorist and a victim, and also completely…

Bear Meets Moron

That’s some good parenting right there. When my daughter gets upset at professional athletes loafing around and not running their hardest, I turn off the TV and take her to the strip club to show her that some people give 100% effort all their time to make some hard earned money. Never miss an opportunity to teach…

I bet this lady ADORES JJ Watt though.

Sherman is on fire tonight

“Trick Play. Wherever It Lands”

I have never understood why more teams do not just run the ball three times and then use “TRICK PLAY! WHEREVER IT LANDS!” on 4th down. That way you still have the option for a first down if you catch the ball.

So much for the Monday headline, “KLITORISES LICKED BY DOLPHINS.”

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

Pictured: Belichick’s game footage storage location.

An amused Bill Belichick has posted this photo to his MyFace, YourFace, and InstantFace pages.

Browns logo cloud?

But why assume Hot Take B is legit when all signs point to the fact that KG really did love and respect Coach Flip?

“Last night after the game, I smacked Coach Dungy into the wall. But he’s been gone for years - who the hell did I just hit?”

I wish the NFL did end of the year superlatives like in high school Best smile, Most likely to become a play by play guy, Most likely to be found with a dead woman in his trunk. You know just fun little things like that

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

I stubbed my toe on the door leaving my apartment this morning, and had to go back and sit on the bed for five minutes before I could get on with my day.

I was at a pizza joint the other day with my girlfriend getting some slices, when this big dude walked in. He ordered a pizza to take home, and about a minute after placing that order he asked them to heat up a Sicilian slice for him so he could eat it while he waited for his pizza. What a total pro move, the…