he looks like y oung ron swanson

I just think that the fact we live in a time when two female showrunners are even in a place to be butting heads about this topic as it pertains to their wildly successful tv shows, is a pretty cool thing.

Saw this on Facebook this morning.

Jesus these administrators are so fucking stupid. Everyone knows you say "pew pew" when you're playing games and "bang bang" when you really mean business.

Panera makes most of their food fresh every day, they actually care about keeping their kitchen and restaurant area clean, and they do a lot of good for the community. My spouse has worked for almost a dozen chain restaurants and Panera is the only one where she will still consider eating there after having seen the…

But...there are people who hate Panera?

NOT TODAY.

well at least it’s not someone’s asshole.

Sure, and you should check out some of my splash pieces. A big part of my job, however, is aggregation. Especially on Saturdays, when there's only one person here

No, some are from Reddit.

My phone appropriately cuts off the headline to "teaching ass".

If any of you haven't clicked the bottom video yet, DO.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

YOU STAY IN THE WHITE PEOPLE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Oh thank god. I was getting tired of explaining to potential paramours that I have no interest in ever getting laid. This will be a time-saver.

How ironic, I tried to watch the trailer but ABC didn't make it availible in my country. Which is Mexico. Ha ha.

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.

Haha! Yes!

"a woman who fails at political blogging and gets a job at Cosmopolitan magazine as a sex and dating editor."