I’m glad your mom is doing well.

By the logic of inviting this kid to the SOTU, my mother should be invited as well because she and her sister are die-hard Trumpers and my mom is a cancer survivor who STILL went to his dumbass rallies in New Orleans.

Ponder for a moment the level of snowflakery necessary for this White House to decide inviting this good was a good idea.

Yertle McConnell and the Federalist Society (who feeds him those endless lists of names of misogynist bigots of both genders whom the ABA regularly deems to be unqualified as judges, and sometimes even as lawyers) have been doing that “work”.

The Devil’s mouthpiece, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told Axios that Trump “has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.

No. That’s means that evil dickheads Pence and Vampire Miller can fuck up the country instead. It ain’t Trump running the show. It’s the evil bastards around him.

To be fair to Donald Trump, time is abundant when in response to any complex policy problem all you need to do is blurt out the first thing that your racist and sexist lizard brain can think of in order to placate your base. You would be shocked how much time you have on your hands. 

Amen to this. Give the man more vacations and more fucking TVs.

The only thing he’s been more productive on is appointing judges and that doesn’t take any more time than another president because he just appoints members of the Federalist Society in order of seniority.

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All Mueller can do is release his findings. He can’t ‘nail’ the president. You need 67 people in the Senate to agree that he needs to go (good luck).

But his folks still LOVE him. All that exec time taking credit for other people’s (see 44) accomplishments.

Calling Trump a thot and stunt queen always has me in stitches.

people continue to put 2019 standards on 1980s reality and society. People who weren’t alive then and can’t even tell you how different it was (and it was) just 30+ years ago.

My guess is that the name refers to a now-neglected native fruit of the Midwestern woods. Always puts me in mind of an instructional anecdote told about young Abraham Lincoln in Carl Sandburg’s biography. Not sure I’ve ever knowingly seen one, much less eaten it, despite spending part of my childhood right smack in…

Rudy: “Not that such things are illegal. Well, if done in the USA the animal stuff would be, I think, you’d need to ask a lawyer, but that was done years ago, on his plane, over international waters. With the Russian hooker he threw out of the plane when she wouldn’t join in.

Yes, the sad part is that you can’t tell it’s a joke.

I wasn’t sure you were joking until the final sentence, and i’m not even sure your joking after it.

“...racists don’t give a fuck about black people. But the scorn, ridicule and possible financial penalties imposed by their fellow whiteS might possibly serve as a deterrent...”

They don’t play “both kinds of music”?