“It stands to reason that Warner Bros will scrutinize this closely: the corporation is in the midst of an acquisition by AT&T.”

What if he also got some kind of accent coach and diligently practiced his English daily. He could pass. But then what if he got his woman pregnant and the kid came out all dark and he took the mama on Maury? I would giggle. To death.

Didn’t they open two new investigations into Hillary Clinton the other week? I wonder what they’ll do once the Clintons die, hire a few mediums to hound them in the afterlife?

They’ll be all over it like Roy Moore on a 14 year old.

They’ll be all over it like they are the Roy Moore controversy.

I’m sure Congressional Republicans are outraged by the handling of this cover-up. They’ll have 15 commissions running just like Benghazi.

thats Kanye

Is he the one who sings Imagine?

“Hello, I’m Roy Moore and I’d like to rub the genitals of your 14 year old girl.”

I guess it’s easy to get mothers’ permission when you’re the judge deciding on their custody rights.

They (meaning a hypocritical entity) always tries slipping a slight of hand somewhere in the equation... Good to see when other people recognize that - no matter what the topic.

Are you treating her like she’s not human? No? Then you’re cool.

2. Splinter is not Gawker.

Thanks for asking, Rhetorical Reserve.

Yeah, I remember that big controversial headline in The Post: “Harvey Weinstein Calls Woman Gorgeous”

I got woke once, but nothing changed so I went back to sleep.

Feeling a little triggered there johnny boy?

You always have and always will be able to say it. It’s just nowadays more and more people feel open about correctly calling you a creep for it.

Saying she’s gorgeous (she is) isn’t an issue, but following it up with “Am I allowed to say this anymore?” Is what makes it weird.