Nobody raped a dog this time, so it’s kinda looking up for FL?

I’m preemptively sorry for all the stupid arguments you’re gonna have on fb over her.  

Aaand Caitlyn Jenner passes the crown of most problematic highly visable transperson to Rachel Dolezal! Rachel, you win a free MAGA hat.

Are white people trolling us now?

Why can’t white people just LIKE some shit? Why do they have to invent a word and pretend to be an ethnicity or race they are not?

The History Channel is such garbage even if I was inclined to by sympathetic that’d tilt me against it. That’s not a viable method to interact with a culture. It’s reductive by design. They can’t even get “white” cultures down right, so there’s essentially zero chance they’ll do better elsewhere.

Hey cool, a trans person who should know better about appropriating trans terminology for this horsecrap. Wonderful.

In all seriousness, thank you for actually reading and reporting on the study. Perhaps you should be a science journalist? I hear they are supposed to perform this service. Also, does the study say if bystanders are more likely to perform CPR on small-breasted women (say, 36AAA)? Asking for a friend...

Take all these stars. This is oversensationalized as hell.

Science reporting blows 98 percent of the time in this study I just did.

1. No, that study didn’t say that. From the article you linked:

You will not get that promotion at work if you don’t dress in an attractive manner, but you will also get HR complaints if your cleavage or nipples show at work. Akso, you will be shamed as a terrible mother if you don’t breastfeed but you will also be accosted if you breastfeed in public.

For the record, don’t let my boobs get in the way of doing CPR, fellas!

The consequences of the neverending sexualization of the female body are varied and surprising.

Don’t you wish you’d at least had a dummy to practice on that had a body at least slightly more similar to a woman’s, though?

Not to mention, you men are going to have to think about how you wanted to help and just couldn’t for the rest of your lives. We’re life-ruiners.

That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…

Men: The Rational Gender(tm). We’ll risk touching your boobs without express permission after a couple beers, but not when it might save your lives.

See ladies? You all made us poor delicate menfolk scared with all of your sexual harassment and rape claims. Us men are the victims here.

I expected to see an R Kelly joke leading the comments.