There’s a twitter account for this @drewmagary_RANT

The fragility is the hallmark of masculinity, so in a sense, you’re right.

What planet are you from that you even have to ask this question?

I usually finish shaving there too, but sometimes the morning gets a little wild and I’ll end up doing a little shaving in the hallway or the kitchen, and even finish out on the stoop.

But do they do it in Gru’s voice?

getting hit in the face and dying of a subdural hematoma

I can’t believe this needs to be said but: You ALWAYS turn the shower back to bath position because whomever reaches in to turn it on the NEXT time get’s blasted with either scalding or freezing water! IT’S COMMON DECENCY!

Where Do You Start Shaving Your Face First?

I really like the way this was written/reported. It at no point tries to slander, or place blame on Naughty Dog or Sony, while at the same time doesn’t dismiss Ballard’s reports as being untrue. Nothing twisted, implied, and misleading.

I am absolutely shocked to see this on Kotaku. A very similar thing happened to me while working at Naughty Dog in 2012-2013.

After reporting this to HR, the assaulter was sat in the cubicle right next to me. Shortly after I was told “Isn’t today your last day?” and never called back.

I emailed you about this if you’d…

your humble Newswire writer saw Al perform when he was 12 years old

My mother used to say that she only read paperback books in bed because reading hardback books made her nose hurt.

I used to take lunch naps, but the heroin epidemic has pretty much ruined car napping.

::KNOCK KNOCK:: ARE YOU OK IN THERE????

Heh... When I read ‘marble drop power nap’ I legit thought this was going to be about setting up some kind of Rube Goldberg-esque marble run that somehow ends in waking you up... lol

Legit wondered if this was about being so tired that you fall face-first into a countertop. Your version sounds much less traumatic on the dental work.

I prefer my method better.

I hang from a chin up bar like a possum, snooze, then when I fall onto the floor I wake up ready to go!

Psssst: Well, you know they’re not “real” American citizens, right? After all, many of them are brown, some of them are even black! AND they speak Spanish. So.

IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS!

Easily my second favorite type of glory hole!

A pizza glory hole?