Seriously, Vice has been full of racist shitbags since it started, they’re just reverting to type.

Wow.

I did this. I went from making 6 figs in a job I despised to an hourly wage at a job I love. It was worth it.

I can’t think of other situations in which you are allowed to blow up another person’s marriage, but I’m sure our commenters can come up with some.

If I were mrs hole I would want to know. Better to know before having more kids/spending more time with him.

I would love to be hiding under the dress at my own wedding.

That underwear is heinous. All the production values poured into that shot and my man is wearing a manky pair of tighty-whities? No excuse whatsoever. And no, no man has ever tried to worm his willy through the ridiculous little slot. We pull the waistband down and hook it under the convenient orb-weighted flappy sack…

Those are also unflattering underpants he has on. I mean, I know the sartorial burden on the day traditionally falls on the bride where underwear is concerned? Still, he could make some effort.

Everyone who’s ever received a blowjob while standing up and dressed knows you pull your underwear down all the way, you don’t just bring your junk up over the elastic band.

“you just suck.”

Why is she wearing a wedding dress for an engagement photo?

Pffft... That photo blows.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

“Klooster was quick to note that the photo is meant to be a joke, and that anyone who is not on board should go back to 1996, before humor was invented.”
 

I find it quite scrotesque.

This is a lot to swallow.

Wow, it takes real balls to do something like this.

I’d rather they focus on the affair between the wife and Kate Winslet. The wife is played by...um, Thandie Newton! Yeah, that’s the ticket! And Idris plays her two-timing husband! He’s a scoundrel! And one evening, Thandie and Kate share a bottle of wine. And a night of passion! It’s EROTIC! And afterwards, lying in…

Except it is explicitly said it doesn’t hurt the experience in this game, so there is no harm in purchasing the game and just not buying loot boxes with real world money.

You’re obviously a very angry person who doesn’t want to have a civil discussion, so it looks like we’re done here. Cheers!