I know, $60,000 to look like Melania and she doesn’t look anything like Melania.

Why? Melania Trump has already had enough cosmetic procedures to continue looking like Melania Trump. Even though the actual Melania Trump looks like Natasha from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show. Who’d want to look like that?

It’s always a frustrating thing to read these articles and see the comments. Child pornography is a disgusting enterprise, but treating those who possess it as these great purveyors of evil mischaracterizes the over-criminalization of what is, unfortunately, a sexual attraction. I don’t think prison will do anything…

To be fair, keeping your kids in the womb is a great way to protect them from pedos.

Hey! Jane Lynch has a career, damn it!

Pedophiles and child molesters are almost always portrayed as the “creepy older man” type, and this is a reminder that these urges don’t manifest when people turn into adults. This guy is really attractive, had fame, success, and he’s got a hard drive of prepubescent pornography? Fucking terrifying.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Whenever we “do” splits in yoga class (lol), we come off the mat and use the yoga blanket. It slides over the wooden studio floor, but provides a wee bit of padding for the knees. You can always use additional folded blankets or towels or whatever for additional padding. You do have to keep readjusting your feet on…

Oh, and BTW, a big part of this was law enforcement cracking down on ATVs in the city. I get that it’s not legal, but the cops running out here like Detroit doesn’t have bigger issues of crime to deal with than harrassing kids needs to stop. Detroit’s population is down over 60% from its 1950's peak, and depending on…

He may be the third but he’ll soon be pleading the fifth.

You did the right thing. If it is addressed to someone else, it is a crime to even open it, if I recall correctly. The FTC rule was implemented because companies would send merchandise to people who did not order it — and then bill them! So, the idea is that if a company mails something to you (not to another) and you…

That must have caused quite a chakra.

I took a hot yoga class that someone came too dressed up in taped on heavy duty garbage bags all over covering their body. Yes it was a weird crinkly plastic sound for an hour and half. I’ve laughed my hardest during yoga classes for anyone that has never taken a yoga class go to a truly smallish city where there are…

“This is the universe’s way of telling me that I should take ALL THE DRUGS!”

Hey we did yoga in rehab! There’s some overlap there. Whatever I see situations like this I wanted what I would do. But being a drug addict I would go HAM and it would be the worst (best?) fluke ever for me.

I hate myself sometimes for finding him so damn sexy. Just him, like if I didn’t know anything he did or says. But I don’t think having millions of followers, owning an arsenal or being a trust fund baby inherently makes him an asshole. It’s what he does with all that. Fucking Christ, so many men I know find him to…

I can only speak to my bathroom, but you can smell the end of the world whether the toilet paper’s been replaced or not.

Same one that will take someone to court for $60......

For $60?

You want the truth? You are going to enjoy life WAY more if you stop fighting the small battles that don’t matter in the end. Honestly, dude, I know what you are saying but it’s wrong. You have to let this shit go. Life is full of moments where you get fucked and lots where you don’t or even come out ahead. How many…