“Better than Olive Garden” is the very definition of damning with faint praise.

If 20 dead white elementary school kids in an affluent community didn’t do it, I don’t think anything will.

In the contest of Moore versus Strange, the only thing to root for is career ending injuries.

If it ends up coming to be that business can deny service because of sincerely held religious beliefs, it is obviously going to be difficult to come up with a litmus test to determine if their believe is genuinely sincere right? So I propose this: The Bible speaks out very clearly against usury, so I propose that any…

The good book sayeth, a marriage is between three: you, your betrothed, and Satan.

Please tell me he’s trolling Donald Trump. I couldn’t stand it if he were serious.

There’s something deeply annoying about Alabama choosing to likely send a man to the Senate who basically embodies every single negative stereotype that some liberals have about Southerners.

Has suggested that 9/11 was punishment from God for legitimizing sodomy and abortion.

This country has become a fucking caricature and I can’t anymore.

“greatest public speaker since William Jennings Bryan.”

I’m voting for Jones if that helps...

Bannon called Trump ...“greatest public speaker since William Jennings Bryan.”

A responsible gun owner- not in view. Who keeps a fire arm in a jeans pocket?!

Oh, it’s a rule of law, just not the law of the land.

White privilege is randomly pulling out a firearm in a crowded room and the only response is applause.

Guns he likes. Gun safety? Not so much.

Weird, right?

“Roy, this isn’t what we meant when we said stick to the bullet points.”

So, I thought conservatism was supposed to be, in part, about upholding the rule of law. Moore seems like a weird candidate, since he’s best known for ignoring the SCOTUS on multiple occasions. It’s almost like the the GOP prizes resentment and pseudo-masculinity over actual conservatism (see also, Arpaio, Joe)

I buy it from Dollar Tree and it’s not overly wide.