Then she should sell her property and move somewhere quiet, like rural Wyoming.

New York is a city of renters - we live in apartment buildings, and the tenants make the neighborhood.

This isn’t your suburban cul de sac, son.

When in Rome, Do As The Romans Do.

If you are hypersensitive to noise, New York City is not the place for you.

Get the fuck out.

Strictly speaking, this statistic *could* just mean that women are far less likely to be killed in muggings, gang related violence, and the various other forms of homicide, and that society in general is more protective of women.

I actually hate the ice cream truck in my town, because it drives down my street full speed, playing the damn song, without stopping. I don’t know where it does stop, but ain’t anywhere near my house. So I’m stuck with Pavlovian desire for ice cream, and I can’t buy it.

Being fired is not the appropriate punishment for ruining, and often ending, a person’s life.

Um. That’s a strange take.

Here’s my better system:

Yea, sounds completely plausible... if you’re a naive fucking idiot.

Personally, I’d pay them like kings and then hold them to an insanely high standard.

To not believe it you’d have to ignore the history of policing in America. Two words: slave patrols.

Trump is currently draining the swamp. He’s having it dredged to make it bigger and more luxurious then will be restocking it with only the best, high quality swamp denisons. This guy didn’t qualify.

And those soda dispensers are always too damn slow filling up your fourth refill. I blame the Deep State.

“Congemi voted for Trump.”

C’mon man. He’s not wrong. I have to eat all these NC shots that are totally justified (Aaargggh! We were so close to throwing off the yoke of redneckery!). Like somebody was bitching about tagging all Iowans as pig fuckers because the state went for trump - gotta see the forest for the trees sometimes and just admit:…

Boy, is Jergins going to have quite the story to tell about his host family when he returns to school in Sweden next year.

Yeah, and my official story was that I was moisturizing my penis when my wife caught me with Jergins. That isn’t a 100% truth, but it’s official as all get out.

White people created the us vs them dynamic in this country a couple hundred years ago. No one is “continuing” to create it. That ship has sailed.

You’re conflating practical arguments and moral arguments.

Mr. Congemi needs to go back to whatever nasty swamp he crawled out of.