It literally took me 5 seconds to find this video of someone shooting through three phone books with a Desert Eagle:

Not a Darwin he has two kids, his genes have spread.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

We usually look for God in the “error term.”

No. Telling passengers to pray is telling them that you have no control over the situation and no idea how to fix it, and the consequences could be dire. That induces panic. That does not help it. And even if the eventual prayer helped those who believe in prayer, what have you accomplished with the folks who don’t?

a psychological exercise that is proven to deflect panic into channels other than hysteria.

You have a lot of stories, some of them are even kinda entertaining, but I would bet my daughters left nut that none of them are true.

Jesus christ that’s unprofessional. Priority number one is dealing with the issue, not giving passengers a reason to freak the hell out.

Cool, witty Atheist here. Umm . . . it would not have ever occurred to me to make a FSM joke here. I hardly see how it would be relevant.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

People arent allowed to have opinions?

thank you, I have not been described as cool or witty for a very long time. What is a flying spaghetti monster?

I’m genuinely shocked that an Australian pilot asked people to pray considering Australia is the least religious place I’ve ever lived.

I watched his HBO stand-up routine last week and he seemed pretty funny. Not necessarily hilarious, but he did good, solid work. His anecdote about the police and the Mall of America made me laugh, especially when he said, “This is white privilege, everybody.”

That’s actually his opinion of Jared’s character too:

TJ Miller is my weird celebrity crush. I have no idea why, but I absolutely would, hard. I will say, I saw his act a few weeks ago when he was in town and I enjoyed it. “Pompous asshole” is his shtick- on SV, in his stage act and apparently in interviews, but I feel like a lot of it’s tongue-in-cheek? That doesn’t…

My understanding of him is, he thought “insufferable douchebag” would be a funny character, and he’s right, but he forgets to turn it off when he’s not “on stage.”

Same! Sometimes his antics really tickle me. But his sense of humor is so unusual that half the time I just cringe... and he’s ~always on.~ He has this gorgeous wife and I can just imagine how unbearable it would be to live with his persona all the time... and yet, if it matches her sense of humor too, I totally get…

He was the best part of Silicon Valley and now he is gone. He was also in Deadpool and had a stand up special on HBO that was good. Well, it was better than Amy Schumer’s last stand up special which is the last stand up routine I watched, but it wasn’t like Louis CK good or anything.

“I didn’t talk to Alec because I don’t like Alec”