Return of the King.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter.

Well, I liked the first movie and think the aca jokes are stupid, which is why I used it ironically. That’s about all I can tell you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Back to the Future part 3 - genuinely enjoyed it at the time.

Toy Story 3?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen it. As far as I’m concerned, that’s where the series ended. It’s my favorite Indiana Jones movie. Yes, that means I love it even more than Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Someone should make a parody where it’s an argumentative husband and wife trying to set up a tent.

Sadly, you’re being too optimist: the kind of Americans who need the most to read 1984 are the same ones who would read it and say “Thanks God Republicans protect us from this kind of Communism”...

I’m not sure knowing the book puts you on notice for seizure-inducing strobe lights during the play.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

Usually I avoid the hell out of anything that’s labeled “torture porn” but I’m genuinely curious how they are managing to freak people out with a stage performance. The last (only) Broadway play I saw was Sweeney Todd and it was plenty tame considering it’s about murder and cannibalism.

Womp womp. Tell him a Somali boy in Toronto thinks he’s cute.

Hungarian is even an outlier language in Europe. It’s not even part of the Indo-European family of languages, which most of the other ones on the continent are.

He restored the honor of his sole.

Right??? We need more information here!

Ok I need to know the specifics on this.

Really, an apology note for stealing a bar mascot toe during a bender sounds pretty damn Canadian?!

It’s pie.

But in the end he toed the line.

Well, that thief really stepped out of line and put his foot in it.