Cashews are literally poisonous in their raw form; I think the sacrifice of a few of our fellow humans in the service of tasty nom-noms for the rest of us should be lauded.

“Hey, check this out. It’s covered in spikes and smells like death when you cut it open. We should eat it!”

These responses are absolutely ridiculous. I am extremely offended that my food baby does not qualify me for parenthood. In the last nine months I’ve been eating for two, my ankles are swollen, and my lower back has been killing me, but sure, I guess this doesn’t fit these peoples’ traditional definition of…

Sonograms can be used to image other parts of the body, yes, but the tweet’s text about moms make clear this is a pregnancy reference, no?

But his creation is far to well done. And didn't blow up. 

even if it only drives about 20 MPH

Pull Start Pickup.

When’s his first day at Jalopnik?

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Thank you for this. You said what I was thinking, but with more civility than I was feeling. I have always been the “smart girl” or the “funny one”- never one to turn heads. I can’t really comprehend her “loss”.

talk about invisibility - just wait until you are a middle aged woman like me!   i also struggle with the hatred of cat calls yet the sorrow of not getting them anymore. Pregnant women and middle aged women seem to have a lot in common.

Seemed like a fine time to ask him if he takes a standing-up dump.

That is highly dependent on a lot of factors: do you have the time/funds to work out now that you’re taking care of a baby? What age were you when you had the baby? I have an idea: how about we stop dictating to women how and when they are supposed to “bounce back” from monumental changes to their bodies?

You can come back and have an opinion on this once you’ve personally given birth to a baby and have experience in losing weight while taking care of said baby (and working full time, as the author notes).

It’s still the rule of thumb for most everyday folk. We get it and we KNOW it takes a great deal to rid yourself of this weight, but celebrities (and others) who are able to afford the secret tummy tucks and whatever else they do, being so deceptive making folk believe they did this the “natural way”, it has made…

Personally, I feel some type of way every time an attractive person complains that they no longer receive regular validation from others of their attractiveness. Many of us go our whole lives without getting hit on, getting visits in our DM’s, or having any of the other stuff happen that makes us think “I still got it”…

I’m older, so maybe things have changed, but when I had kids the rule of thumb was, it takes you 9 months to get in this shape, it will take you 9 months to get back. 

She HE needs to tell those shameless, tacky bitches who hit on her husband in front of her to step off.

Almost a year later, due to the demands of working by day and chasing a deceptively fast crawler at night, I am back to pre-pregnancy weight

Ayesha Curry forfeited any kind of empathy when she went on her holier than thou slut-shaming tour. She made her own desexualized, I dont dress like other attention seeking hoes, ideal wife and mother, while I condescendingly judge other women bed, so she can lay in it. I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the…