Unfortunately you can’t really find blank spots in pages any more, which are necessary if you need emergency rolling papers. They cram each page as full as possible any more, rendering the phone book useless.

I find in these discussions on the Funbags I tend to be in this happy middle place where I know what the olds are talking about as well as the youts. But I must confess this time that I am unfamiliar with the term “carriage return.”

I wondered if I only thought Fear and Loathing was good because of what I was into back in the day, but I really feel like it holds up. And Depp’s acting is legit good. 

My original comment was sarcastic in nature—I really don’t have a problem interacting with other human beings.

I’m 28 and definitely remember thumbing through the phone book back when the phone book was actually relevant, but I don’t think I’ve used one as an adult for a number I actually had to call for adult stuff.

It sounds that way because it is that way. People are universally the worst, including myself. Unless I already know you, of course. There’s a chicken-and-egg math problem in there somewhere but the new social dynamic didn’t happen without cause.

Nobody eats a cupcake for the cake part.

I feel like there’s gonna be a lot of yelling at clouds in this comment thread.

I learned to drive when I lived in San Diego, and we lived and died by the Thomas Brothers Maps — spiral bound street maps with a huge street index in the back. You wanted to go to a party? You looked up the street, flipped to grid G6 on p. 87 to see where it was, and then painstakingly followed the streets back…

He has done this for the last three occasions where we have been in the gym at the same time

I love to go into Venmo and randomly like and comment on old payments from my friends just because it’s such a ridiculous concept as you said.

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

Fuck Venmo. You can make transactions private but when I’m forced to use it I just enter trash in the text field. Say you are paying for drugs or sex or other fun illegal things. My last transaction was paying a friend $35 for “C0CK C0CK C0CK”. After I sent it, he looked down at his phone and said “You know, like, my…

The older you get, the more cantankerous your bowels become. Trust me, it’s coming. You won’t like it, but you can’t do much about it, and eventually you just decide you don’t GAF like the guy on the treadmill.

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

Some of us understood. Some of us were rated “You’re genius” while our sisters were rated “eg-nor-amus” and we never let them live it down.

(note: am lady) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head because it kind of looks like I’m wearing a tiara.

They have more death inside of them, and death is stinky.

Hot Take: I often like the cake part of a cupcake more than the frosting.  Obviously you gotta have frosting on there but a lot of times it’s way too sweet. 

“Furthermore, my girlfriend was with me and I felt judged by her for backing down so easily, although she did say I “made the right call.”