Try not to think too hard about Stormtroopers. If you do, and remember that Lucas is on record saying they’re all draftees (vs. the Clone Troopers which were bred from the start to be ruthless murder machines), you’d realize that the Rebellion was likely mowing down tens of thousands of essentially slaves who didn’t…

I think it’s fucking stupid to just lump two completely separate groups together for the tiniest, slightest similarities. This is a clear and obvious false equivalency. Context and details matter. A group of people wear stormtrooper costumes often? Zero problems, don’t care, no issues. Give me some fucking concrete…

That’s the story behind the 501st.

I think they’re (probably) fairly innocuous. I think you answered your own question, in a way. If you invested enough time and money to have a super accurate Stormtrooper costume, wouldn’t you want to find ANY excuse to wear it outside the handful of con days every year?

FFS 350 miles and it's still not enough? Shit, I have a 90s SUV with a 15 gallon tank that barely gets that.

Yes. This is exactly what a luxo-truck should be.

Honk honk! With any luck, I can go a whole six seconds before some NOSCOPE asshole snipes me from the turret.

Yeah, they just don’t get it. I recently test drove an ‘18 Escalade. I found it disappointing, visibility wise. The interior space was pretty weak too considering the size of that beast.

Seen the new Escalade?  They haven't gotten the message.

100%. Kudos to GM for having the cojones to produce this grade schooler’s idea of a truck, and I mean that in the best possible way. Over the top, foot to the (electric) floor. I hope they sell a zillion, as positive reinforcement to GM to make exciting cars again.

I can’t afford it and have no need for it.

I, for one, DEMAND my cameras come in a phalanx

People: “We gotta stop with these expensive EVs and get us something affordable, like actually under $25k”

This thing is what, fifteen feet wide? How are you going to drive it on anything but a six lane highway? Some of that is probably the angle of the pictures but it just looks enormous and hugely unpleasant to drive.

True. This reveals the existence of an angular silver turd alternative.

I’m sure the performance will be awesomely amazing, but, FFS, the uber high beltline and small window look is kinda played out by now, isn’t it?

This honestly seems like a really, really good idea by GM

Can’t wait to wrap mine matte green and mount a turret in the bed.

You may call me Master Chief.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

I actually like this more than I should. At least it looks better than the Cybertruck.