FFS 350 miles and it's still not enough? Shit, I have a 90s SUV with a 15 gallon tank that barely gets that.

Yes. This is exactly what a luxo-truck should be.

Honk honk! With any luck, I can go a whole six seconds before some NOSCOPE asshole snipes me from the turret.

Yeah, they just don’t get it. I recently test drove an ‘18 Escalade. I found it disappointing, visibility wise. The interior space was pretty weak too considering the size of that beast.

Seen the new Escalade?  They haven't gotten the message.

100%. Kudos to GM for having the cojones to produce this grade schooler’s idea of a truck, and I mean that in the best possible way. Over the top, foot to the (electric) floor. I hope they sell a zillion, as positive reinforcement to GM to make exciting cars again.

I can’t afford it and have no need for it.

I, for one, DEMAND my cameras come in a phalanx

People: “We gotta stop with these expensive EVs and get us something affordable, like actually under $25k”

This thing is what, fifteen feet wide? How are you going to drive it on anything but a six lane highway? Some of that is probably the angle of the pictures but it just looks enormous and hugely unpleasant to drive.

True. This reveals the existence of an angular silver turd alternative.

I’m sure the performance will be awesomely amazing, but, FFS, the uber high beltline and small window look is kinda played out by now, isn’t it?

This honestly seems like a really, really good idea by GM

Can’t wait to wrap mine matte green and mount a turret in the bed.

You may call me Master Chief.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

I actually like this more than I should. At least it looks better than the Cybertruck. 

I believe she's some type of evangelical Christian now so you may be disappointed. 

I was on the fence, but that creepy trailer won me over!

Is he going to do a special like Geraldo and call jailed child stars? Put some money on their commissary?

I may have to listen to the episode with Melissa Joan Hart. I have been crushing on her since Clarissa.