My hopes that this trilogy is going to make an abrupt narrative turn and focus exclusively on Lobot are fading by the day.

I assumed it as Kylo in there, and he’s always treated fights with Rey like he’s a cat batting around a mouse but not killing it, so trying to hit her with the ship instead of just shooting her makes sense. But if it’s not him, then yeah, just a set up for a cool shot

If it’s the first time you’re breaking a promise to your son you might as well make it over something important. Watch the trailer. Embrace the dark side.

If huge space ships run out of gas it stands to reason that TIE fighters run out of laser bullets.

Space wizards and laser swords, my friend.

The Goofy yell is the one thing guaranteed to make me laugh no matter where it shows up. Someone dubbed it over the fight scene in “Breaking Dawn Part 2" and I just lost it. 

Thanks. That would have been helpful of them to put that in the article. =)

In regards to the title, I like the theory I’ve seen bounced around on Twitter about Skywalker actually referencing the new term for Force users. The gist is the prophecy of the one who brings balance to the Force. So balance would mean light and dark don’t have power over the other. No Jedi, no Sith. Luke was talking…

Right. Into. My. Veins.

Ian McDiarmid was on stage after the trailer and said to “Roll it again” in his Palpatine voice so it’s definitely him.

“Gawrsh! I’m afraid the Death Star will be quite operational when your friends arrive, ah’hyuck!”

*gets thrown into pit by Darth Vader*

“Yahhhhhhhoooohooohooohoooey!”

Watched it multiple times now, and I don’t see any TIE fighter getting cut in half.

they show the destroyed death star poping out of the ocean on a planet.  Logically, this would be the planet it was in orbit around when it blew up.  Thus ... STRONG possibility of Ewoks!

My wild-ass guess is that “Skywalker” here is a metaphor for “a legendary hero of some sort.” Not that Rey (or anyone we didn’t already know was related) is literally a Skywalker by blood, but rather that anyone can be a Skywalker if they’re, y’know, heroic enough or whatever.

You know what? Fuck it. I love Star Wars and I’ll see all of them. I didn’t even mind the Last Jedi. Right into my veins.

Worst. Star. Wars. Ever! I will only see it three more times.

Fucking Star Wars, man. For all the legitimate complaints about the new trilogy and any frustrations I have with it, I see a trailer and I start geeking out like Nintendo 64 kid.

“No one’s ever really gone...”

That’s Disney telling us that this ain’t over and they’ve got billions more to take out of our pockets.

Fuck you, Disney.

Fuck you and everything I’m absolutely going to watch the day it comes out.