Just don’t tense up when you fall from it! You might break another bone!

Thank you. Finally getting the recognition I’ve so deserved when no one else would listen, too bad you aren’t up as high on your pedestal as I am on mine. I can see your house from up here.

Ugh....

Gliders are the transportation of the future.

Gary can be described as many, many things, but overpopulated is not one of them. Also, calling Gary a city is a bit of a stretch. It’s got a small downtown area with a few tall buildings, and a whole lot of boring sprawl. It’s a failed suburb.

Me too, except I hated both of them......

Generate futuristic images of overburdened, chaotic, dystopian cities?

Thank God we have a professional here to debunk all of the research that’s been done.

They are particularly suggesting that you get in a position to minimize brain sloshing in the skull-bones will heal, but TBI?

Yeah, I’m almost 40, and my mom is starting to get it... it feels like victory.

I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.

Real bravery is stealing someone else’s children.

Well with seat pitches as low as 28 inches, who can exactly bend over and actually brace themselves without the high probability of some sort of cervical fracture?

And they spoke in the characters voices the whole show... Too much

“You see, Mr. Simpson, a man, well, he’ll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the Devil can’t fool a dog!”

Everyone sign up to be an organ donor! Don’t let your organs liquify for nothing.

Maybe that’s what’s going to happen to you heathens but not to me! I plan on being really religious for the last few years of my life.

$50 split between four people over three to four months of weekly game sessions sounds pretty reasonable to me.

I recommend people check out Pandemic Legacy first. The reactions to SeaFall have been ... mixed.

I’m in touch with my rings and other people’s rings