You know, because of Pokemon Go there’s a real possibility that somewhere out there some deadbeat dad actually did tell his kids “be right back, going to catch some Pokemon” and never came back.

Says Ash, “Because he said he was going to become a Pokémon Trainer, he left on a journey and hasn’t come back home since. Eventually, our paths might cross!”

Nursing homes should be more bearable once the video game generation moves in.

So, are humans in the Pokemon universe evolved from Pokemons? Or are they a completely separate evolutionary line that we see no other remnants of?

Which he never would since he doesn’t grow up anyway.

“Because he said he was going to become a Pokémon Trainer, he left on a journey and hasn’t come back home since. Eventually, our paths might cross!”

That sounds like something a mother would tell her kid to avoid telling them the harsh reality that their father is dead. It leaves them hope that he’s out there…

She’s a single mom in a small town with absolutely nothing to do since her son is running around the world catching Pokemon, and she doesn’t do any chores around the house since she has Mr. Mime with her, so of course she going to be banging Oak on the side.

Every season a new professor..

Wait, Ash’s mom has a name?! And it’s not “Ash’s Mom”?

Bullshit. The police have to keep everyone there and figure out what happened. He wasn’t charged, wasn’t even taken away from the scene. This is how it’s supposed to work. He’s a hero and the cops did a good job too.

Agreed. The police were just doing thier job. They weren’t in the wrong, they needed to assess the situation and both men had been in a confrontation with one having a bloody face.

Yeah I’m the first person to defend victims of police misconduct but this was pretty basic SOP.

PIX11: “ When police from the 112 precinct arrived, they put both the suspect and Morancy in handcuffs until, Morancy says, they figured out who was the perp and who was the hero.” Really, Rachel, this is standard procedure. How are the cops supposed to know what is what right away? They sorted it out, arrested…

Some say she started when she was 20 and still hasn’t done all the side quests!

I’m actually okay with them continuing to sell, as long as they posted a notice. Like I’d rather be able to buy it and it says ‘hey, we’re out of keys, it might be a day or two’ than not be able to buy it at all when it’s a really good deal. Selling it without doing that is kinda shitty though.

it’s funny what people think of as the “shit” candy. I’d have been thrilled with jolly ranchers and blow pops. Less interested in: tootsie rolls, tootsie pops, hershey bars.

Remember kids: If someone offers you free drugs say yes because drugs are expensive.

What sane person is giving away drugs for FREE?

Oh I love this one! Who wants to share their exctasy with a bunch of kids?! It is so laughable.

I bought $30 dollars worth of candy from costco this weekend (the good stuff, none of this jolly rancher and blow pop bull shit), so I’ll be home hoping no kids come by and that I get to eat it all.