He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Using veterans as a reason to be upset by a citizen’s completely legal protest is a copout. The purpose of protest is to make people uncomfortable. The ugly truth is that this country was built in spite of and purposefully against black people in particular. I think his protest is justified, especially if it means we…

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

People are inhuman for getting a refund? The hell?

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

100% this. Just sit back, enjoy the game and Blizzard will announce the hero whenever they decide to announce the hero.

They’re only doing this to themselves. The *real* winning move in this ARG is to not play

What is the point to an unfrosted Pop Tart? If you are eating Pop Tarts as health food, you have made bad life choices.

ughhh you hipsters are the worst “you know this food is really much better without that delicious frosting it allows the flavor of the filling to dance with the flavor of of the unvarnished crust on your palette without the distraction of how delicious the frosting is because why would you want your food to have…

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

How to be a Sony fan:

Uh, because they can? They have a sci-fi game with no name, and they have a sci-fi IP with no game. It makes absolute sense to put two and two together.

Seriously, all the complaints about it pretty much amount to “I’m salty about this vanilla ice cream because I wanted chocolate ice cream. Metroid should be chocolate!…

Having played it, it doesn’t feel like the Metroid name was just slapped on it. It actually feels like a cool side adventure in a bigger universe and makes me wish we had more of these, just as I’d like there to be more main Metroid games, too. They do a good job not just of using Samus as a supporting character but…

How is it 100% the players fault if they showed all kind of stuff in trailers and previews? Stuff like “players can see each other” and that “you’ll be able to seamlessly fly from system to system and even crash into a star” and dozens of similar examples (read the reddit thread yourself please).

They had no problem with communication when it was selling people on all of the ideas they were going to include. They only started clamming up when those things weren’t delivered. If there’s some legal reason for this, some contractual obligation that they cannot specifically address features not included in the…

FUCKIN BULLSHIT THAT WHAT THAT WAS.

To be fair, his data is only based on usage rates over the course of a week, and only rates at the highest level of play. For the vast majority of Overwatch’s user base that data means essentially nothing. He even says in the article himself that his data is very subjective. He also mentions that there were very few…