I find these ARGs fascinating, but they’ve become so complex a normal human being can only sit back and spectate.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

*Googles Zork*

That is a truly awful shirt and you should be embarrassed to own it. Good grief.

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

Yet another in a long line of “small company with very specific vision that refuses to compromise” vs. “large fanbase with totally different vision.”

The prospects of Nintendo actually, finally pouring their portable and home game development efforts into one device is pretty exciting. For years, they’ve made great games that only the handheld or console audience could enjoy. Then again, if they get carried away with mobile game development, they might be back to…

As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

He wasn’t wrong. His point, as I understood it, was that everyone had already decided that the Bears, at 6-0 were the best team in the league, and that the Cardinals, at 1-5, were one of the worst. But he’d watched the film, seen how to defeat the team, and created a game plan to win. And in the first half, they…

The Colts did not trounce the Bears. The Bears gave the game away with idiotic turnovers and being completely unable to make adjustments.

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

Rofl, I loath to think of what you consider “innovation” if setting the standard for basically the entire modern controller layout is not it.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Your office is the back yard from The Brady Bunch?