I will never understand how, throughout history, humanity will argue against facts for power. I pray that need will not be our undoing.

Deep down, they found out at some point that it’s going to cost $2,000 to replace rubber-band tires on a 22" rim, and they can barely afford the payments as it is...

I am reminded of Rick and Morty’s “Pirates of the Pancreas”.

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

Trump is not a cunt. Cunts have warmth and depth.

Something like this actually happened with EVE. Devs released a trailer for a new patch that was all epic with “real” player dialog commanding fleets & stuff.

And the fans are caught in the middle of it, like watching two parents go through an ugly divorce and one of the parents has taken up a gambling addiction.

“During the footage, we saw the main character jet around on his suit”

I’m anti any religion influencing laws, but the real threat in the US isn’t from Muslims, it’s from right wing Christians who believe in essentially the same things

Sadly, I know a lot of adults that would get question 5 wrong.

Trump would immediately jump on Twitter to angrily assure everyone that this was planned during Obama’s term and that under his rule, clouds will only be white.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas... — Emo Philips

I don’t know, I’d be pretty surprised to learn that Trump thinks.

Not comfortable with the US getting lumped in with Syria and Nicaragua regarding the accords. Syria had a hard time even being able to attend the accords due to sanctions, and Nicaragua felt the accords didn’t go far enough. So that leaves just the US in fantasyland.

“Times are so tough nowadays” bray the Trumpies, as they tow the boat they couldn’t afford behind the gigantic truck they didn’t need and park it in front of the house they opted to buy in the town that was built entirely around the one industry that’s obsolete now. “Pop-Pop raised twelve kids on his salary at the ol’…

It’s not that we won’t let you come live here. It’s just we can’t just let everyone in all at once and right now, refugees like the ones in Syria have a higher priority than an American who doesn’t like his/her reality TV leader.