Thank god it wasn’t the other kind of Coke

That, sir, is a bridge too far.

Maybe it’s because I’m a “filthy poor” but I’ve NEVER understood throwing or breaking a controller. Even when my lizard brain gets angry my logical brain screams “THAT’S A $70 MISTAKE, PLACE THE CONTROLLER ON THE TABLE AND TAKE A BREAK DIPSHIT!”

There have been lesbian jokes and speculation about Velma for decades, both from fans and from the show writers themselves, so making the subtext explicit is barely really a change at this point.

Put a mini fridge in the car and you have “panem et circenses” right there.

Everybody knows the TRUE Mario movie...

““I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that.””

No, Mark, you are making 11,000 other people take responsibility for that. You are taking no responsibility.

So, when can I expect my supersonic flying car? It seems 2029 is the target date for most of these planes and flying cars are always at least 3 years away, then [calculator sounds] just about never?

It’s worth it.

I keep seeing articles on supersonic planes making a comeback and it’s bizarre AF. It’s obvious what’s going to happen. Some people are going to get rich from promoting “the future of aviation” then the planes, if they actually get approved for commercial flight, will run for a few years before the companies file for…

Clearly the problem is not enough coins were tossed to the Witcher

So ghosts can age? That’s certainly a choice that has never been made before in fiction. 

I REALLY freaking hate that the only achievements I dont have for Village are for Mercenaries mode.

I just freaking suck at it.

Smart move, the launch version in Village was horrifically unbalanced on some maps.

Plate up, Overcooked 2, Farming Simulator 22, Kiwi Clicker, Bakso Simulator, Bear and Breakfast, 

im tired of them shoving this stuff in our faces. i mean, come on, another british character? uninstalled

This IS the AssholeNet, and we keep failing the reviews. 

Thank you for writing something that actually acknowledges it is valid to dislike this art style, and separates that from being a shitbird towards Ron Gilbert (or others) on the internet!

I wonder if I can force my health care plan to cover getting screened for colon cancer as I’m almost 42 and he freaking died at 35, I’m starting to freak out with all these younger famous people dying from diseases lately

“The people who bought Land early basically locked up their assets in a zero return situation when there’s a lot of other things they could’ve done with that money, all because Sky Mavis kept telling us Q4 2021 was going to be the release date and now they seem to be treating current Land owners as an afterthought,” wr…