Why run it down? Any half-competent mechanic can attach a hose to the service port on the fuel rail (that’s why it’s there) and turn on the fuel pump by either switching it on through the ECU or just jumpering the relay block appropriately. Put the end of the hose in a jerry-can and drain the tank completely that way.

No. nonononono.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

BLASPHEMY! How dare you trade in Legend of Dragoon. I have a lot of respect for most of the articles you do (and the silliness of snacktacku), but to trade in the majesty that is one of the best JRPG’s is enough to piss off the pope.

You’re arguement is pretty good, except for one thing: you’re forgetting about the Vortigaunts. They’re why Gordon Freeman has the reputation he has in Half-Life 2. They were previously enslaved by the Nihilanth (who may have been a rebel against the Combine, but was the one leading the assault against Earth in…

Know how I know I’m a bad person? Seeing that pic makes my heart drop and tears in my eyes. Seeing a pic of a flood victim waiting on their roof in Louisiana makes me feel almost nothing.

Could be we’ve not figured out how they work yet.

Or, imo more likely, could be another case of:

Another tried stuffing a golden ball inside a Portal:

““Oh man, I hate questions like this, because like wouldn’t you just rather discover for yourself?,”

“Oh man, I hate being asked on the spot if the game I helped make provides those things our trailers implied it would. Wouldn’t you just rather play through the entire game and discover for yourself if it’s feature…

“Guzma...”
“What is it?”
“I’ve just noticed our uniforms have skulls on them.”
“So?”
“Guzma...are we the baddies?”

Actually, no.

Even more ironic when you realize he shares the same name as an American actor best known for playing a patriotic superhero dressed in the American flag.

He's wearing shorts. How smart could he be?

Many of them seem to be begging someone to try to rob them so they can gun the would be burglar down. Basically murderers trying to organize circumstances.

I don’t know how I feel about using a completely non-interactive experience to prove how far an engine has come along. The engine doesn’t make the artwork. People do. And if you have a lot of people that can focus on making things pretty without worrying about functionality, that works out pretty well.

Counterpoint: I moved four computers to Windows 10 and lost nothing and everything works.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

Yo dawg, we heard you like carbs so we put some carbs in the carb...

The anti-social justice mob basically thrives on nonsense like this. Here’s how it basically always goes: