Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

Where TF is Godzilla Minus One??

I like their being some continuity beyond the brand of the hotel. I’d rather they bring back someone(s) from season one.

I took his advice on tenants’ rights, and I’m all good, apart from the copper pipe in my torso.

I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again 

I thought during the trailer don’t walk into that tunnel, lady. There’s an A24 movie on the other side.

I think it will end “Newhart” style with Michael Bluth waking up from a dream where he was living in the Ozarks.

Summary: Don’t shop at Walmart.

ooh, too bad Rock didn’t think of that one as his comeback to getting slapped. Can’t really blame him, i’m sure it was the last thing he expected

Power of the Dog was written by a gay dude who grew up in Montana.

So why didn’t they freak out when Regina Hall cracked wise about their open marriage? 

Fuck that bullshit. 

A joke about a movie star sitting front row at the Oscars is not punching down.

Thing is, if offered, Jada Pinkett Smith would be all over the starring role in “GI Jane 2.”

They’re too busy shooting two pistols into the air and stomping around in circles yelling about how “THEY TOOK OUR JOBS” or whatever it is they do there

Don’t have it. Traded it for meth.

Willy's Wonderland was a blast

What seems to be your boggle?

Why shouldn’t she be? That movie owns.

This director tried to make a dumb, unnecessary, and poorly-considered joke about how hard it is to win recognition as a female film-maker. She did not mention race, blackness, whiteness, or anything of the sort.