This is exactly the kind of smug, holier than now bullshit that’s making people hate the film even more. I’m definitely not one of the people the film is making fun of. I believe in climate change. I’m not in the media in any way. And I found it to be an unfunny, unoriginal slog. So congratulations. You’ve met one.

I only have three requests of this series: A dramatic sad cover of “It’s Not Unusual”, Aunt Viv must change actors without warning halfway through, and at the very end of the series, there must be a post-credits coda where we see a house in Chicago and catch the faintest glimpse of an imposing man in the window…

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

Oh, I just remembered the best plate I ever saw. It was in rural Ohio and it was an older woman driving a Porsche Boxster with the plate MYGR8BOX.

Now that I know this person’s license plate number, I’m going to steal their identity. Which is what I presume everyone who puts their thumb over a plate in a Craigslist ad thinks is going to happen. 

This isn’t my kink, but you are still shamelessly kink-shaming here. This is basically half of mutual masturbation, which is not particularly kinky, and also probably fairly widespread especially for people who for one reason or another can’t have penetrative sex. The “forcing women to watch” is not actually part of…

I remember this one time I died and was looking back at the supercut of my life, and I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, and realized one was mine and one was Jame’s Gandolfini’s, right at my side.

But I saw that at my most difficult moments, there was only one set. I went to James Gandolfini and asked him…

Someone who should be in the grays and stay there.

4. Quitting Twitter

Where are you getting your information as to what occurred? Nothing listed in these articles or released gives any indication as to misuse of the prop by the actor. In fact it specifies that the discharge was *during* filming which suggests the prop was being used as intended. 

“Every season is worse than the last one”
-A commenter on every SNL-related story since the internet was invented

But she doesn’t name any names here, just like she’s never said who “You Oughta Know” is about. (It’s not about Dave Coulier. She will say that much.)

That diamond getting ripped out resulted in a lil oozy hurt.

Having a test come back positive must be such an alien and novel experience for poor old Gene.

The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

I was there during this panel in person. It was so unbearable to be in the room during the devs and the audiences responses. I was 21 at the time and knew that it was some bullshit being said. Up until that point I held game devs on a pedestal, thinking they must be great people to have made this great game.

This was…

Any word on Victoria Jackson? Siobhan Fallon? A. Whitney Brown?

“Probably one of the worst films released in the year 2000"

Creating a scam appraisal service so people can launder money through investing in collectables? Can’t say that I thought of doing that.

Because the character was a Manson girl and that’s how they behaved (I don’t know anything about what Tarantino did at the Oscars).

It’d be like giving him flack for forcing Christopher Walz to say anti-Semitic things in Inglorious Basterds.