And also try not to look too much alike in the future, as well.

14 years ago? Come on, AV Club. You're being too kind. Let's try 20.

I kind of worry about the shippers getting loud and vocal for The Flash next. I feel like they've forced Barry and Iris on us because of CANON, but it's clear that Grant Gustin has better chemistry with Danielle Panabaker (to me, at least. But it does seem pretty obvious). Soon we'll have Barlin shippers out there…

I think that might've been the problem. Affleck's suit was actually pretty well-done, and if they had gone that route again, maybe people would've been bitching that it was too close to the horrible Affleck costume (which wasn't really horrible. Just the movie was). I don't mind the suit itself, but the mask…

To be fair, three of the cups I see on the page right belong to Chapin, Caesar, and Gerben. Yep, Gerben. Maybe if people didn't name their kids when they were drunk and/or having a stroke, Starbucks employees wouldn't have this problem.

Yeah, I don't think the Vultress thing would've happened if Spider-Man 4 had happened. But maybe that's because I just wish I would've seen Anne Hathaway in a skintight black suit.

Well, it's been a complicated road for X-Men movies. After everyone hated X-Men: The Last Stand, they scrambled to do prequel movies (there was even going to be that standalone Magneto movie before First Class) and when people hated that, too, it seemed like they just tried to do the complete reboot route with First…

They have continuity if you try to undo/ignore everything in the two movies that practically everybody hates. X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins are pretty reviled, and everything that sort of happens in them rightfully gets ignored. If you take those two movies out of the equation there's really nothing wrong…

I think it's funny he has a problem with the general depiction but not how Chris Pratt's character was alluding to fucking with his fist. No, not… like that. Malcolm might've been a flirty asshole, but he wasn't quite that crass. For a movie that will no doubt be marketed towards children, PG-13 rating be damned, I…

It's cool. Javier Bardem is still a weird choice, especially when Viggo Mortensen exists. But Jon Hamm might actually be a pretty good idea, too.

I don't even know if it would be possible to play the first Assassin's Creed game after playing the rest of them. Even the much-maligned ACIII is a better game than the first one.

I spent 120 hours playing Skyrim and I never beat it. And you know what? I don't even care. I got my money's worth. I didn't play that game for the story. I played it to have fun and explore Skyrim, and try out mods. I SUMMONED CHEESE FROM THE SKY in the game. I saw a guy who said "I took an arrow to the knee" get…

*has Last Resort weekly review flashbacks*

I call bullshit on that Hungry Man dinner anyway. The vegetables (sans the green beans, which do look canned) look far too fresh. I'm pretty sure that carrot's still raw. It's not a true Hungry Man dinner until the microwave has irradiated every single atom of nutritional value out of the food.

Alien Ant Farm was in the 2000s. Just saying!

Then Noah would only be a quarter black or something. Thanks, Obama's mom!

I've done this a couple times. The most memorable time was seeing Lovedrug and Straylight Run open for Sparta in 2007. I know, a lot of people who might be reading this are asking themselves "Who?," and this being the A.V. Club, I wouldn't worry about checking them out. But anyway, I didn't care much about Sparta and…

Holy crap, Since U Been Gone came out 11 years ago?! I FEEL OLD.

Actually, that wrapping was really easy to take off, as was (is? I guess!) the plastic sticker on the top that said the artist and album names. Use a pen or your keys to take the wrapping off, and most people forgot that the CD jewel case was hinged and that the cover could actually come off so you could peel the top…

Says those who don't have it.