This is a thing? Man, I hate getting older. But at the same time, I'm so very, very glad I'm getting older so I don't know about shit like this.

Judging from the last sentence, it seems our Mr. Hughes prefers missionary position. I mean, good for him.

That's what I say when I hear a AC/DC song in general!

I liked the cast, but I still think Idris and McConaughey played their characters wrong. But again, that's probably just as much the script's fault than their own. Maybe because I have the knowledge that Walter is Randall Flagg that I always pictured the character a little like the more stereotypical McConaughey…

That site shut down years ago!

In the summer of 1997, I was 15 years old and spent a good chunk of that summer really bored… except when I watched MTV and VH1. I consumed a lot of videos that summer, and eventually I made a mixtape (with improvised radio deejay commentary in-between because, hey, I was still a kid) and it had any song I found…

I'm sure the movie made fellow Academy members Dustin Hoffman and Daniel Dae Kim giiddy with fanboy enthusiasm!

Oh, so do I. But that's the extent of the fanboy approval, really.

Fanboy approved? Uh, think again there, AV Club. I'm pretty sure it's nearly (if not just as much as) reviled as Batman V Superman. Myself? I actually think it's a much, much worse movie. Because it is. Having girls dress up as Harley Quinn from the movie for cosplay isn't really fanboy approved.

Oh boy, this is Warner Bros. reading the room completely wrong if this is true. Wonder Woman is a good superhero movie, but it's not a good "movie" (include the air quotes if you must. I did.). It's not even a great superhero movie. It certainly didn't seem to get the prestige that The Dark Knight, Logan, or even…

It sounds like it's finally happened. Arcade Fire might've finally put out an album I don't like. Every band/artist I like eventually does, but I was starting to think it would never happen even if I had some problems with Reflektor. Hell, even when the general love for them waned a little with Neon Bible and The…

It's because of the disco-iness of the album. Apparently you make an album that has disco elements in it and it automatically sounds like Abba.

The sax solo at the end of M83's "Midnight City." It's also my favorite M83 song period.

I think I am, too. But I'm also really looking forward to The Dark Tower, so what do I know?

Or maybe it'll be like Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, when he realized he couldn't nail the accent partway through production and eased off at some point, leaving a weird, disjointed feeling in the movie.

Trust me, I didn't want to do it. Even my shitty-music-taste 18-year-old self hated that song with a passion. I didn't want to dredge that old memory up. But I had to, for posterity.

Since the writers of this show are nothing but fan-pleasers until they pound that pleasing so far into the ground we all hate them for it and wish they would just bury it instead, maybe they heard people's theories last year of Tommy being Prometheus.

I had to google for sure, but… wrong decade for that song. But only by a hair. It came out in 2000.

Maybe also Superman's Dead by Our Lady Peace, but only over the end credits.

Is the writer of this article trying to equate this to the whole "the one guy who was really upset about the all-women screening of Wonder Woman" thing? I can't really tell because the snark seems to only be at 50% in the article. It doesn't seem like the same thing at all. Seems more like Maynard being the weird guy…